Paul Simon

SO much is happening here:

Mystery man Stan Rublowsky, who is never mentioned again

Art getting cornered by the press while changing and then being stuck with them for half of the article

Paul once again mentioning that one time he tried LSD (but leaving out the part where he started hallucinating bugs in the shower)

“Normal looking, except for their hair”

“Rublowsky mentioned that he doubted that Simon owns a suit”

“Carrying the 12-string that he never plays”

“Garfunkel swung his hands around him like an airplane”

Art opening a show with “we’re not much in person”

The Daily Texan, 10/05/67

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Simon & Garfunkel + matching (or almost matching) outfits

Yes, scarves count as matching outfits, as do black turtlenecks- I don’t make the rules.

then what's the fucking point

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

“They were getting ready to sing I believe Slip Slidin’ Away, and someone in the stands yelled out ‘I LOVE YOU PAUL SIMON!’ He sorta looked in the general direction and said ‘That’s nice, but how d’you think that makes Artie feel?’ And in the quietest little voice that just like, oozed affection, Art replied ‘It’s alright. I love you, too.’”

Imagine hearing him read the infamous “lover of asses” line. Or the masturbation one. For my own wellbeing I think I will pass on this

Random post I guess, but just so you know, if you have an Audible subscription you can buy Artie’s autobiography read by him