((YOU’RE WELCOME YOU CAN TACKLE ME IF YOU WANT))

I.. have no idea..

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

Oh Scheiße!

Ah.. Anyone have some water to put this out?

((OMGGG I LOVE IT THANK YOUU SOOSOSOOSO MUCHHH

I TOOK A GUESS AND ASSUMED DOT EYES RICK’S MORTY HAS DOT EYES TOO SO I GAVE HIM DOT EYES!!))

Hello!

My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-

A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!

Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here

You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can

That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val

Y-You weren't out too long!

Uh...

N-Nothing really happened while you were out! I.. just.. was able to convince this other version of you to b-bring you back!

(They smile nervously, not making eye contact with anyone.)

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

((Artist/Writer here again! My dad recently introduced me to this song and once I saw the song cover I immediately thought ‘holy shit that looks like ordinary rick’ so I drew the song cover as Ordinary Rick who was made by @e-22912 [AKA my favorite artist on tumblr] So I hope you guys like the fanart!!))

((Also, I love Ordinary so much like he’s one of my favorite Rick’s ever. He’s one of the best Rick’s to ever exist and I will say that until the day I die. Shout out to Ordinary for being one of the best Rick’s ever))

((Also I would literally sell MY SOUL just to kiss this man.))

-Hangs upside down from a tree branch and looks at them.-

So what the hell are you a tactical Jerry or some shit ?

ooc: I shall read your bio ✨

A Jerry? Fuck no..

My name is Valentine, or Val. I am tactical though. I work for the military!

Hmm.. Is it comfortable up there in that tree? I like climbing trees! By the way, It’s nice to meet you! I’ve seen you around, you’re a really cool Rick!

I’m glad I get to actually talk to more Rick’s, it really nice meeting all of you.

((ooc: LOL I got you!))

I don’t wanna be here.

I wanna be back home with you and Rick.. A-And my family.. Morty, Summer, Beth, and hell even Jerry.. I just wanna go home.

I just wanna be able to lay with you and Rick again.. And see my dogs..

i love you and rick so much. i don’t wanna be here..

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?

How do you feel about C-137? I know he's an ass, but how does he act romantically?

Well Rick is definitely someone who doesn’t like to.. show he does care… but he does try romantically.

Plus, me and Rick aren’t in an official relationship yet. We were together for a while, until he cheated on me. Ever since that happened though, we just decided to stay unofficial until he thinks he is ready to get back together.. I try not to think about why he would have cheated on me anymore, but I have to try to not get my hopes up since he could just drop me at any point.. I don’t even know why he would get back together with me anyway..

Anyway, he’s more romantic when we are alone together, or if he’s really drunk. He’ll hold my hand, give me kisses, the whole package when we’re alone together. When we are out in public he’s less show-y about it, but whenever someone stares at me he does seem to get more touchy with me, I’m not exactly sure why he does that actually…

Rick is not the best romantically, I will be honest, but he does try in his own ways! And uh… sometimes his ways are.. very touchy if you understand what I’m saying..

((Hey, this is the actual artist/writer here! If you guys would like me to write some stories about Val with the Smith family, just let me know!! I can also write some more NSFW things if anyone wants to know about Val in that way.. Also, my DM’s are open for anyone who wants to RP, I have a discord so, yeah! Just ask anything y’all want and Val [or me depending on who you ask] will answer even if it takes a while!))

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

You should have thought about calling me names then...

i don't even care if you are sorry or not just apologize so i can give you your arm back...

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.