Oh Wow. Thanks Z. Like I Didn’t Know That.

Huh..?

Oh babbyy…

I mean… yourr a-a 12/10 if you know what I-I meannn…

by the wayyy.. The doctors are putting me on some med- medicine.. I’m sleeppyy..

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

GIVE MY MUSE A PETNAME AND SEE HOW THEY REACT!

As an added bonus the petname will be rated on how much my muse likes it!

never call me that again | meh | idk how to feel about it | i'm ok with it | i like it | i love it | please call me that all the time

Z wont let me have another drink... or eat rockss.. ow my head hurts..

Great!

(They take their hand off of him, wobbling as they stand by themself.)

And I hope you like dogs, b-because I have 2..

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

How do you feel about C-137? I know he's an ass, but how does he act romantically?

Well Rick is definitely someone who doesn’t like to.. show he does care… but he does try romantically.

Plus, me and Rick aren’t in an official relationship yet. We were together for a while, until he cheated on me. Ever since that happened though, we just decided to stay unofficial until he thinks he is ready to get back together.. I try not to think about why he would have cheated on me anymore, but I have to try to not get my hopes up since he could just drop me at any point.. I don’t even know why he would get back together with me anyway..

Anyway, he’s more romantic when we are alone together, or if he’s really drunk. He’ll hold my hand, give me kisses, the whole package when we’re alone together. When we are out in public he’s less show-y about it, but whenever someone stares at me he does seem to get more touchy with me, I’m not exactly sure why he does that actually…

Rick is not the best romantically, I will be honest, but he does try in his own ways! And uh… sometimes his ways are.. very touchy if you understand what I’m saying..

((Hey, this is the actual artist/writer here! If you guys would like me to write some stories about Val with the Smith family, just let me know!! I can also write some more NSFW things if anyone wants to know about Val in that way.. Also, my DM’s are open for anyone who wants to RP, I have a discord so, yeah! Just ask anything y’all want and Val [or me depending on who you ask] will answer even if it takes a while!))

You can go ahead and use it for your date then!

I'm glad I was able to help, Kiddo!

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

--He mopes in His room

"I-I miss My w-wings d-does it l-look weird?"

"Oh Morty... Nein, they look fine!"

(They walk over to him and extend a hand to him.)

"Here, why don't we go watch some TV and get your mind off your wings, ja? I think Rick is getting those flowers you need for the nectar right now!"

Ah....

Probably? I can shoot down some birds for you!

Uh.. C-Can I pet you?

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

imm gonna eat rockks.

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,