Guys What Do I Do? Rick Keeps Trying To Give Me Alien Drugs…

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"..." "Excuse me...."

"He did WHAT?"

"Oh god... Are you okay? Do I need to fucking kill him? D-D-Do you need your w-wings? Do you- What do you need right now, a-and how can I help?"

"H-Hi mom...."

"A-AH- O-Oh... It's just-"

"OH MY GOD!"

"HALLO MEIN SÜSSER JUNGE! How are you doing?"

(( HEY I'M BACK MOOT!! I'M SOSOSO SORRY I DISSAPEARED [I POSTED SMTH ABOUT WHY I WAS GONE] ))

(They slowly let go of their Z's hand, now in front of Evil Z within a few seconds of crawling. Without a word, they pull him into a hug.)

You're a Z. Thats.. c-close enoughh to m-my Z..

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

W-Whatever you want to do is fine with me!

I'm gonna be working on some stuff in my garage, if you want to watch or help you're welcome to!

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

Aww, you're sweet!

Don't worry about it Morty, I'll be okay!

"ITS A D-DATE HE COUNTS IT LIKE A DATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUMSIES I GOT TO HOLD HIS HAND!"

OH WOW THATS GREAT!!

I'M GLAD YOU ARE SO HAPPY, AND GOT TO GO ON A DATE!!

Yayyy.. I have good rocks in my room!

imm gonna eat rockks.

I.. have no idea..

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

Lands on their shoulder.

Don’t be alarmed! I’m just new ‘round here! I’m B-179!

@honeyrivesanchez

Aww, hallo there!

It’s nice to meet you B-179! My names Valentine, but you may call me Val! You have to be careful around here B, there’s a lot of idiots who get into drama around here, and there’s really dangerous Rick’s too..

Feel free to contact me if you need anything at all!

(Hello!! This is my first post, so I thought I’d post a drawing I made of Storage Rick from Pocket Mortys here! I will be doing an RP account with my Rick and Morty OC so I’ll be working on their introduction soon so y’all can send asks!!)

Oh wow.. You have some really impressive art skills.. I really love it! Thank you so much! I really really love it.. I haven't been drawn by someone in a long time!

oh wow.. gorgeous? thank you Liebe..

((HOLY FUCKING SHITT I LOVE THIS SOSOSOS MUCH OMG THANK YOU

OMG I LOVE IT SORRY I TOOK SO LONG TO REPOST BUT OH MY GOD THAN YOU I LOVE IT SO MUCH))

((again sorry it took me so long to reblog))

Valentine!

@tacticalsmth I just want to say, respectfully, I think Val is very pretty no wait actually just gorgeous