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@kazsartcorner YOU CALL THOSE BURGER PATTIES????

that's a breakfast sausage puck. they're not really sausage (no casing) but i'll be damned if i let someone call that a BURGER patty

not to sound like a perv, but i'd play with your hair and listen to your problems

Markiplier in his deathbed, his last words are just "goodbye everybody my name was markiplier" and then instantly flatlines. cannot be resuscitated

no sales for 5 days..

All billionaires

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

Having an argument and I need more input on this. Technical specifically in this context.

DEAR GOD!

THE HUMANITY!

Idea: The main antagonist of your Lancer campaign, a dangerous criminal you’ve been chasing across the galaxy, has been convicted of thought crimes. They cannot be allowed to spread their dangerous philosophy, for you see… they pronounce “mech” as if it rhymes with “fetch”.

I like the idea of killing a necromancer stopping his skeletons from attacking you not because a spells broken but because theyre not getting paid anymore