Minimum Loop Count Runs Are Actually So Fucking Funny To Me

margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

Just realized I’ve never drawn Odile before (or most of the rest of the family tbh). Off model from memory and grayscaled Odile be upon thee

In color below cut

looks like october is…. octover

every single one of the sadness deaths in isat makes me want to gnaw my own fingers down to the knuckle

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

if tumblr loves anything, it's bitches who are doomed by the narrative. in this uquiz, find out what role are you in the tragic play?

halloween isat

imagine being the friend whose default response to observing unusual behavior is to come up with nearly-fantastical conspiracy theories, and then one day you successfully figure out that one of your pals is in a timeloop. i’d be riding that high for— well. for about twenty seconds in this case