Tabsidista - MintTheNorm

*sniffles* I’ve never seen a tag that explains me like this one.

Fanfiction is like

Modern Hogwarts House Aesthetic

Ravenclaw

“The book is better”, reading Wikipedia articles for fun, talks in vine refences, 100% obsessed with Greek mythology at some point, mum jeans and cropped everything, a strong distaste for modern art, too many fandoms, a million tabs open on your phone, stopping mid-sentence to point out a dog 

Slytherin

Listening to albums on vinyl because aesthetic, wearing the same 5 pieces of jewelry everyday, coffee hoe, makes a new playlist for every situation, says “fight me” a lot but cant walk up flight of stairs without getting winded, childhood role model is Peggy Carter, can name their friends third childhood pet but can’t remember what they had for breakfast, walking out of the movie theater at night and feeling like you’ve traveled to another dimension

Gryffindor

Dying your hair in the bathroom sink, wearing sunglasses indoor because “I look cool ok”, always has to be doing something with their hands, candid photos and expert meme usage, gets a new hobby every other week, emotionally unstable, uses cheesy quotes for Instagram photos, lips painted red and messy signatures

Hufflepuff

Instagram is 80% photos of them frolicking in a field, runs an aesthetic blog, horrible puns and purposely bad pickup lines, obscure indie movies, hair dyed every colour of the rainbow, wanted to be a makeup artist, brutally soft, will fuck you up if you hurt their friends, boho chic

Alec: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Ellie: We are not doing that.

Alec: Mistlefoe™

Ellie: Sir NO.

why is the cw’s supernatural a slow burn love story so slow that it would put even jane austen herself to shame?

dumbledore is like if someone put obi-wan kenobi and willy wonka in a blender

Michael Sheen being a literal angel

Now I know, why everyone goes crazy about toilet paper. The Lord has spoken!😂😉

Basic protective measures against the new coronavirus

Wash your hands frequently

Regularly and thoroughly clean your hands with an alcohol-based hand rub or wash them with soap and water.

Why? Washing your hands with soap and water or using alcohol-based hand rub kills viruses that may be on your hands.

Maintain social distancing

Maintain at least 1 metre (3 feet) distance between yourself and anyone who is coughing or sneezing.

Why? When someone coughs or sneezes they spray small liquid droplets from their nose or mouth which may contain virus. If you are too close, you can breathe in the droplets, including the COVID-19 virus if the person coughing has the disease.

[WHO: Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) advice for the public]

Okay but what if all of the potions edits in Snape’s old textbook were just things he overheard James say in potions class because “no Padfoot you crush the bean! Cutting it doesn’t do anything! Trust me my dad told me”

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box