plagg is so cunty. canonically caused 1) the destruction of Atlantis, 2) the leaning tower of Pizza just by running into it and 3) the extinction of dinosaurs??? hello??? also didn't recognize the book of guardians or the fucking peacock miraculous when they were right in front of his. idiot
sharing these on here too cuz I love them
to be loved is to be changed (my greasy cat just sat on my lap for like 30 minutes and i can't get the hair off my pants)
if we made everything legal the crime rate would drop to zero. follow for more judicial lifehacks
at an odd point in my trans journey where I now somehow appear transfem to every stranger around me, despite being transmasc (it's the long hair)
Someone ought to tell Harry…
Have a wonderful week everybody 🌻🐝💚
god help
I love this stupid show man
I made this gif while blazed off of my ass and I've been giggling at it for the past few hours
i need to buckle down with oc creation. i have tobecome the change in the world etc and start creating tall buff autistic anime WOMEN. #feminism
Daniel, it appears I have won us another free iPhone 15! Yes, I’ve given them your address and banking information. To aid in the collection of our prize. Daniel— do NOT raise your voice to me, Daniel. You forget yourself. Why must you always belittle my accomplishments? Beloved, we need only pay shipping
49) wow... a real talent
greetings, beloved. i have just returned from my visit to the office of the psychiatrist you picked out. don’t look at me like that, daniel, it went fine. everything is fine. we’re all fine. why is your eye twitching, beloved? regardless, after she attempted to diagnose me with several disturbances of the mind, i promptly made her aware of the fact that her husband intends to leave her for the clinic’s receptionist. it was with very little effort that i was able to induce weeping. before long, i, i was the one behind the desk. are you not proud of me, my darling? for, i was maître once more. maître of mental health. beloved you cannot be upset. stop pinching the bridge of your nose. no. no remove your head from your hands. look, my love, i made her pay me a sum of one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour. i can buy more robux now, daniel. isn’t this delightful
hey don’t cry. spiro the bald eagle failing at catching a crab, okay?