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i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

greetings, beloved. i have just returned from my visit to the office of the psychiatrist you picked out. don’t look at me like that, daniel, it went fine. everything is fine. we’re all fine. why is your eye twitching, beloved? regardless, after she attempted to diagnose me with several disturbances of the mind, i promptly made her aware of the fact that her husband intends to leave her for the clinic’s receptionist. it was with very little effort that i was able to induce weeping. before long, i, i was the one behind the desk. are you not proud of me, my darling? for, i was maître once more. maître of mental health. beloved you cannot be upset. stop pinching the bridge of your nose. no. no remove your head from your hands. look, my love, i made her pay me a sum of one hundred and fifty dollars for the hour. i can buy more robux now, daniel. isn’t this delightful

Go crazy go psycho

how far we’ve come

Someone ought to tell Harry…

Have a wonderful week everybody 🌻🐝💚

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Every time i make one of these i have to scroll further and further back to find the transparent images

plagg is so cunty. canonically caused 1) the destruction of Atlantis, 2) the leaning tower of Pizza just by running into it and 3) the extinction of dinosaurs??? hello??? also didn't recognize the book of guardians or the fucking peacock miraculous when they were right in front of his. idiot

Listen man I love Mel as much as the next guy, and honestly the manipulation just makes her better. However, it's pretty important to acknowledge that she did do that. Like, she manipulated Jayce and Viktor. This is an important plot point. And I'm not saying she didn't genuinely like Jayce, because I think she did, but that was not a healthy relationship. And I think this is difficult for a lot of people to process because Mel's a woman and Jayce is a big, buff man - but that doesn't change the fact that there is a power imbalance in that relationship. And I know a lot of relationships in Arcane are fucked up, and I do acknowledge that they could have a discussion about the exploitation that happened and then move forward with a healthy relationship - but that didn't happen, and it's out of character for both of them. I think some anti MelJay people dislike the ship because of underlying racism and misogyny, but it's not a healthy relationship in the first place and I don't see anybody talking about that. Not to mention in the last part of season 1, Mel explicitly excludes Viktor from the discussion about weaponizing hextech. She tells Jayce, while right next to Viktor, that it's his choice if he wants to make the weapons.