My Ape Brain When It Gets Dark At 4:45pm

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

remembering how to draw zuko

Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

I have Visions for Misa Amane Death Note and every so often I interact with somebody who is not aware of my delusions who's like "...but...isn't she like a total pushover and obsessed with Light?" WRONG. Cannon was MEAN she's just a girl that deserved to discover her identity separate from men and experiment with her sexuality and maybe murder somebody with her bare hands as a treat

L Lawliet is a greedy motherfucker. he wants to know everything about the specific things he cares about. he wants to pick people apart. he wants the thrill of the chase because he gets off on it. he wants to pin light yagami to the wall like a butterfly and rip every scale off his wings. he likes sweets. he doesn't like watching innocent people die. he will absolutely sacrifice innocents if he's deemed it a necessary action. he's characterized by an endless understimulated ennui. he's motivated primarily to escape boredom. he's an asshole. he's inherently kind. he's a hero to some and a worthless piece of shit to others. he plays mind games because he doesn't trust anyone. he plays mind games because he gets off on it. he's not much of a voyeur. he's the voyeur of all time. he's kind of a pervert. he's not a sexual creature at all. he's a spoiled brat. he's a martyr. he has a fine tuned sense for danger. he abandons this sense when it comes to thrill seeking. he's an adrenaline junkie. he's a hikikomori. he does drag. he's brutally honest between breaths and he lies for fun. he's terrified of dying. he sticks his neck out because it makes things more interesting. his methods are brutal and efficient and machiavellian. he gets the job done. he admires soichiro yagami. he thinks poorly of his son. he's the greatest detective in the world, richer than Croesus, and operates without any oversight; he's dependent on the trust of regular cops in order to get anything done. he likes the idea of being in a battle that shakes the heavens and the earth. he has a feeling he won't survive it. he has a meta-sense of narrative inevitability and yet loses every time. he considers himself justice. he is both unbound by the law and the law itself. he rejects his own myth. he is nevertheless shackled by his belief in it. he lacks a moral compass. he doesn't like it when people die in front of him. he has no objection to torture. torture is one of the first things he reaches for. he knows brazilian martial arts. his last thought is disbelief that he'd lost even though he was right. his legacy crushed an unknown number of children under its weight. he loved light yagami. he wanted to kill him personally. he eats banana peels

Misaaaaaa

i made this (on Thursday)

poured my heart and soul into it

hhhhhhello chat how are we feeling about this callback

The good feeling when a little cat rests their head against you like you’re a pillow is actually pretty significant