i feel like emotionally adrien would be better off with tikki and marinette would be better off with plagg but that would end the show too soon
plagg is so cunty. canonically caused 1) the destruction of Atlantis, 2) the leaning tower of Pizza just by running into it and 3) the extinction of dinosaurs??? hello??? also didn't recognize the book of guardians or the fucking peacock miraculous when they were right in front of his. idiot
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my svsss comic about sqq and his little personality split (what if)
im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.