Also Still Have To Make My Lunch. The Horrors

im one of the angels assigned to guard god's throne and i keep shaving a piece of wood off one of the legs so it gets progressively thinner and weaker until one day it will snap like a matchstick and the big man will topple from his seat of power to grace the ground with his holy ass. of course he's omniscient so he already knows this and will have to banish me from heaven when it happens, but because of free will he has to give me the option to repent right until the very end. we both know i'm not going to do it but the rules that define our very being won't let us take any other course of action and besides he made me this way, so really the joke's on him no matter what.

Happy Leland Melvin Day!!!

kim being so insistent on you being in your late 50s is so funny we dont talk about it enough

Girlies

if you want to know what the situation is for gay people in portland oregon my friend got comradezoned last week

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I spent like three hours making this

He’s all in