You think you're the painter, but you're actually just the canvas
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milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)
i am VERY obsessed with top gun try and stop me mfs
✨Icemav Supremacy✨
i feel the very feminine urge to reblog this
KINNPORSCHE ANNIVERSARY WEEK 14
Free choice: KinnPorsche + text posts (pt. 61/65)
bonus:
pete said. porsche your boyfriend choked you to save your life. mine does it for fun. for my fun
ethan hunt is actually a perfect protagonist because he’s a huge bitch, distractingly pretty, and divorced—which are all essential—but also he kind of wants to end it all but god won’t let him die, is in a situationship with his best friend who definitely would, is a rebecca ferguson simp, can never decide if he likes his hair to be long or short so he’s always growing it out and cutting it again, has more trauma packed into his tight little frame than should be possible, and is obsessed with always wearing a cute little jacket
has everyone seen those bts photos of tom cruise's ass in dead reckoning floating around on twitter because i think it's very importeant we all know exactly how all-natural the famed chek clappers from valkyrie actually were
someone tried to tell me that top gun isn’t gay at all and that it’s rude to assume people are gay
dude… did we watch the same movie??
because like what the fuck is this:
"how does sucking dick one time make me gay? if i cook once does that make me a chef?" - modern day questions need modern day answers say what now
pt 2 to my previous textposts + top gun
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