They Should Have Leftist Infighting As An Event At The Next Olympics

all of my interview with the vampire stuff

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

do you think every cardinal has a hypothetical pope name already chosen in their head

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

Hello everyone! I'm excited to announce the official dates and prompts for #Barricade Week, which is happening in one month!!-- ! Thank you to the people who sent in prompt suggestions, and share this post to make people aware! Feel free to join in however you're able-- creating fanworks or sharing/ commenting on other people's work are both equally important! Follow the prompts if you need ideas, or do whatever you want! Make as many or as few pieces as you would like! For each day, the prompt is to do something relevant to what happens on that day--and (optionally) follow the bonus prompts related to important symbols from that chapter.

June 4th: “The Day Before the Barricades” (Eponine defends Marius) Extra prompts: “One day More,” Animal souls (Eponine referring to herself as "The daughter of wolves")

June 5th: “The Barricades Rise” Prompts: A red flag, “Love, the future is thine” June 6th: “The Barricades Fall”  Prompts: “Shooting a flower" (this is how the National Guard describes Enjolras); “Do you permit it?” June 7th: “The Aftermath” (the rescue of Marius/death of Javert) Prompts: The river, ”the derailment of a soul”

Thank you all, and happy creating! #barricade week

Do you think Marius intended to invite all the friends of the abc at his wedding. Do you think combeferre was meant to be his best man. Do you think he kept them empty chairs at his wedding table. Just in case.

it’s honestly crazy that like. in theory literary icon jean valjean would do crazy numbers on tumblr, fanfics, etc. he’s a dad. he’s canonically hot and ripped. he has a tragic backstory and self esteem issues. he’s got nuclear levels of catholic guilt. he’s even unmarried so you can old man yaoify him to your heart’s content. man was built in the blorbo factory. but the book he’s in happens to have 20 college age twinks and the musical film based on the book came out in 2012, creating the perfect storm of oncelerfication that defines the fandom at large to this very day. anyway they could never make me shut the fuck up about you jean valjean

i know it's a lot of work for authors to write new books or whateverrr but this is honestly getting ridiculous :/// would it kill victor hugo to drop a new book already? it feels like it's been ages since les miserables came out which sucks bc he literally has a thriving audience on here.. ugh he hasn't been active online in forever too. refusing to confirm enjolras' canon sexuality was already problematic but this is just :// i'm honestly thinking of unstanning him

home alone but in lesmis

When oomf gets convinced by your yapping (propaganda) and starts getting into your current obsession