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This shit right here I would watch the movie and the TV show spinoff

“I will train these new teen superheroes like the nation wanted, make sure they will survive and win. But I promise you General, someday I will drag you to hell for conscripting these kids into child soldiers.”

Holy shit 4 years across many throwaway blogs I've searched and I've finally found it!

what if we took the kid from this post …

AND GAVE HIM THE BACKGROUND/PERSONALITY OF THIS POST

AND MAYBE WE CALL HIM GREG OR SOMETHING.

best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

useless ray of goddamn sunshine

me tweaking out trying to find that one good fanfic

Batman is a bisexuality disaster and all his kids know this and tease them on it, thinking theirs no way they'd fall for Mr. Bisaster's footsteps. Jokes on them... Damian, Tim, and Jason did not expect to meet the Fentons Siblings.

That is not being a bi disaster. It's just a strength kink.

Give any bat someone who can lift them without effort and you give them a minor *error reboot* moment!

Dick is laughing his ass off at them though. They teased him about red heads, and they ALL fall for a set of siblings?

Woahhhh nice doodles! also congrats on passing the permit test.

It’s my 16th birthday today 🤞🤞 Finally caught up with all friends

Here’s some of my personal favorite drawings I made (notice how half are doodles)

Shit the Sims are becoming aware!! Quick trap em' in the pool