Happy MerMay 🧜‍♀️

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*

𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘞𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘋𝘢𝘺 3 @nessianweek

"𝘚𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵," 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥

"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦," "𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴." 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥.

𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴. 𝘈𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘺.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘴

𝖠 𝖢𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝖲𝗂𝗅𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖥𝗅𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌. 𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 58, 𝗉𝖺𝗀𝖾 610

𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦. 𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘺. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘸𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴, 𝘐 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳.

𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨, 𝘐 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘩 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘊𝘖𝘚𝘍.

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺𝘺𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘤𝘦.

I’m still to this day confused as to why SJM wanted me to believe that Feyre was a frail little woman.

Even if she was starving, she regularly HUNTED with a MEDIEVAL BOW!!! Something you need a lot of muscle to use effectively, so either she was too weak to use it or she wasn’t- aka she had the muscle required. Seriously medieval archers were jacked, even those who use short bows.

I know, I know. It’s ya and there’s a huge taboo at central female characters being anything more than the “ideal body” 🙄🙄

BUT I WAS ROBBED OF A MUSCULAR FEYRE

EVEN NESTA - SHE LITERALLY CHOPPED FUCKING WOOD YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GOOD BIT OF MUSCLE

— Sincerely, an archer

Lady Death🖤 by xohikka [twitter]

Art by: luciaarandart

This is a night court dress if I've ever seen one

♡‧₊˚🕸 berta ‹𝟹 ∙ 🕷

There are at minimum 3 different types of werewolves, Shifters, Lycanthropes, and Wolfmen.

Shifters are humans who can, at will, turn into a wolf. The wolf might be bigger than a normal wolf but it's still just a wolf. They also (mostly?) retain their human mind while in wolf form and their temperament, not becoming any more or less violent or bloodthirsty. There is a shifter variant where they are humans who can at will turn into Wolfmen. The important thing about shifter werewolves is the "at will" part. Werewolfism in these kinds of stories is less of a curse and more of a superpower, and more often than not born into being a werewolf through a genetic line rather than being bitten and turned.

Wolfmen are creatures that take on the characteristics of both humans and wolves at the same time. Anthro wolves and anime girls with ears and a tail both fit into this category. The important distinction in this category is that these werewolves look like this 24/7 and unless they are the shifter variant mentioned above they have no human form at all. Wolfmen are similar to shifters, more often than not born into this form and lifestyle rather than being cursed with it through bites.

Lycanthropes are horror movie werewolves, these werewolves need to be bitten, cursed, or otherwise inflicted with lycanthropy. These are the werewolves that have painful, bone-breaking transformations under the light of the full moon and turn from a human into a monster. The form they take, whether it be closer to a wolf-human hybrid or a big wolf, isn't as important to the typing as the fact that the transformation is uncontrollable and that the Lycanthrope loses almost all of their human qualities becoming a wild animal. Lycanthropes also often don't remember what they did as a wolf in their time shifted.

I will hear arguments for how these categories could be expanded on and refined as well as other types of werewolves. please someone just talk to me about werewolves. Also, these categories are all equally hot and fuckable thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

An A Court of Thorns and Roses Easter

Artist: @b_kinkyk