This Man Is A Legend

baby: [is crying]

Chan: *awkwardly picks up baby* it’s okay... you’ll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older

jeongin:

Jeongin: hyung are you ok

You can only reblog this today.

[Stray Kids lose Jisung in a crowd]

Seungmin: Finally.

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

Hyunjin: It’s a crime to be better looking than me!

Minho, under his breath: Guess we’re all going to jail

Seonghwa [driving]: You know what's really crazy? That all of your lives are in my hands right now.

Seonghwa: Like, I can legit [fakes turning the steering wheel] just like, you know, drive off a cliff right now, and no one would ever know, right? That's a lot of trust.

Wooyoung: [laughing while putting on his seatbelt] Yeah, that's pretty crazy, Seonghwa!

Seonghwa: But like, I wouldn't do that or anything, but what if I did? [fake turns the steering wheel] Woah! Haha!

Wooyoung [crying]: Haha, yeah! That's really crazy!

At the beginning of the school year

Midoriya: Todoroki is so scary, I wonder what he’s thinking.

Todoroki, staring at his lunch: FUCK YEAH it’s nugget day

Bang chan: Changbin is late, again

Minho: how did this happen again? I called him at 8 pretending it’s 11

Seungmin: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 rather than noon

Hyunjin: I set his clock to pm instead of am

Felix: we’ve overdone it

[Changbin bursts into the room]

Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME?!

felix: you often use humor to deflect trauma

chris: thank you

felix: i didn’t say that was a good thing

chris: what i’m hearing is, you think i’m funny

that’s been a thing forever 😭

was anyone gonna tell me that hyunjin did a dance cover to When the party’s over, or was I just supposed to find out by scrolling through my for you tweets myself.