Repeat After Me: I Am A Sexy Bitch And No One Ruins My 2014

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

HAPPY NEW YEAR WHORES AND FREAKS. NEVER CHANGE. GET FREAKIER.

I don’t have a dick but I do think with it

iam not a person i am this thing

Is it just me or everyone imagine their fav characters that they are obsessing over in real life???

Like I'll be at work and then I imagine that bitch sitting next to me, talking to me and admiring me while I FUCKING KNOW THAT I HAVENT KISSED A MALE SPECIES IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I don't know if that's sign of a fucking mental problem or what but I swear if I'm even Slightly upset or tired of my life i WILL open tumblr and start imagining them or talking to them (aka my wall. It be sitting there like the fuck gurl im not your man)

I NEED TIM BRADFORD X READER SMUT