"Are You Trying To Tempt Me?"

God I really love the relationship between these two. They have such a good relationship. I mean it's toxic, but they have such a good relationship.

Goddamn, God is a narcissist.

Aziraphale casually desicrating an already dead body worse than it already is

"Cancel Miracle Check Card: Check it 8 times, get one miracle free!"

Friend's Thought:

"I feel like the reason Rose seems so weird as a character is because of being a vortex. She's so open and not-skeptical. This fails her with humans, but it is what makes her so open to the Endless stuff."

Very funny how Crowley, being a demon, doesn't have a firearms license and doesn't like guns - but Aziraphale does! And is surprised that Crowley wouldn't!

Crowley @ Aziraphale: dramatic bitch 1.0 supporting dramatic bitch 2.0

I love how Crowley uses, "I'm a demon. I lied." as an excuse for everything.

The fact that Magnum condoms are made not to break but Magnum icecream makes you break it to get to the creamy inside is something not enough people are talking about.

Been on earth this long - still an Awkward Angel TM.

Aziraphale casually desicrating an already dead body worse than it already is