Byronesque Borzois

Ok first of all, fuck you. Second of all how dare you?

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Yea no he lives here now

It's 3am and i'm laughing so hard.

Yea, they get you eventually on here

Look at this wonderful picture of my children, i am so very proud of them!

Was quite a hassel to get them all to pose accordingly, but teh result is worth it.

Spotify should have achievements. And a leaderboard. Just saying.

un-snorp syndrome

the year is 2XXX, a family sits eating dinner. the son quietly eats his food, much to his mother’s dismay. “son. you’re not snorping your beans like you used too,” she says, frowning. the boy sighs, setting his fork down in defeat. “yes mother, i know. i just haven’t been feeling… snorpy lately.” the whole family gasps, staring at the un-snorpy boy in horror. a baby is heard crying in the distance. sirens begin to go off, echoing down the neighborhood. the front door is suddenly whipped open, the FBI pouring in like a flood. the boy cries, for he knows what has been done. he is taken away to snorp camp. and never seen again.

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YOU HAVE SWITCHES? ON YOUR OUTLETS?

I had no idea that elec. outlets were so diverse.

BEHOLD!

Ruby plushie!