My Friend Has Started Calling Minkowski Wazowski.

Me after 3 months in Corontine:

It's a mental breakdown!

*kazoo solo*

Bone spaghetti.

Sans?

We have all been played...

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

That's what my braincell sounds like sometimes.

Tbh i never watched Titanic. But it can't be worse than that

Nice

Jupiter Now Has 69 Moons

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

nice

I expected a rickroll, but found gold.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

I'm all of the above.

<|°w°|>

like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

c̵͙̳͕̈͛ụ̷̔r̸̗͎̽̓͗͜s̴̨̈́̿͘e̸͍̰̜͊̈́d̵̛̫̙͍͝͝

capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

Just a quick Spycrab