*cries In The Corner*

Shitpost, freshly produced by my braincell.

I present to you my magnum opus: crocheted tbh creature plush!

(ft. Vespa Ilkhaj the blåhaj)

Little guy took 3 days to make, but was 100% worth it

Made me think of this

the impulse to set things on fire just to make a fire. where does it come from.

This just made my day :DDDD gonna hang it on the (metaphorical) fridge

For doodle requests: we need more Jon with cats. Please

[ID: A two-panel pencil doodle comic of Jonathan Sims and The Admiral. Jon says "Good little man" and places his face in The Admiral's fluffy neck with a "fwumf". The Admiral meows happily and hearts surround the two of them. end ID]

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admiral fluffy. that's free real estate for a cold nose

baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears

they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly

I listened to Parov Stelar again and my brain started doing things.

He looks

BOILED

I asked a guy at my school if he would eat it. He said he'd french kiss it...

People keep saying you come off as an eldritch horror or a living plague, but you seem.. disappointing, based off of my expectations

have an apple you bitch