I Made A Shrine For The Lord. HAIL WOSH! (A.K.A. Snorp Or Zhdun)

Happy anniversary to Neil banging out the tunes!

forbidden neil the rat photos

I've been laughing for an hour now and i'm proud to announce that my humor has reached a new low-point.

Baby <3

what a vicious attack

Walter

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TRUE LOVE!

(And also me :3)

YOU HAVE SWITCHES? ON YOUR OUTLETS?

I had no idea that elec. outlets were so diverse.

Ok first of all, fuck you. Second of all how dare you?

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Are you guys aware of chimney swifts??

They’re in the same order as hummingbirds and, in some positions, you can see the resemblance

But like… a hummingbird that’s cosplaying as a falcon.

Sleek. Efficient. Aerodynamic. Perfectly optimized.

Also they like to sleep in chimneys, hence the name, and when they perch they become very very flat

They also like to sleep in groups

Anyway 10/10 weird little beast. Love these little flat fuck hummingbird falcons

This is literally my first original post on tumblr after 5 years of use. 20k reblogs, and (1) picture of my cat in a scarf. Appreciate her.

Yes.

Food.