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I still think it’s hilarious that the reason nobody ever figures out Superman’s secret identity or where he lives or what he does when he’s not saving the planet, is because he already told them all the Kryptonian stuff that can’t be tied to any of his human friends or family. I guarantee you the in-universe wikipedia article on Superman lists his name as Kal-El and the “personal life” section says that he lives full-time at his private fortress of solitude at the north pole. Nobody in the world looks at Clark Kent and thinks “oh my god, maybe he’s superman!” for the same reason nobody ever starts to suspect that their coworker who looks KINDA like Barack Obama is actually secretly Barack Obama – They know who Barack Obama is and know what he does and they know their coworker Greg is Greg and not Barack Obama. They have no reason to assume Barack Obama secretly moonlights as Greg The IT Guy at their workplace even though they’ve never seen Greg and Obama in the same place. At best, “Greg is secretly Obama” would be a running joke at the office, and the same is true at the Daily Planet. “Kal-El of Krypton, who lives in a CRYSTAL PALACE at the NORTH POLE and whose dayjob is SUPERMAN, sometimes puts on a suit and pretends to be a clumsy reporter and lives in a one-bedroom walkup in Metropolis” is a ridiculous concept to anyone who doesn’t already know it’s true

When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms are no big deal

“It was like as though to get better I had had to get worse.” - Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange

Afrikanischer Style​, ist meine Devise.

Some of these may seem obvious, but they can sneak up on you and affect your mood in little ways. I can’t tell you how many times I felt bad for seemingly no reason when in reality it was just rainy or I had seen something online that made me sad. It’s not a call-out for the things you are doing, just a reminder to be aware of how it may affect your mood! ☀

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This #tbt, let’s rewind to 1996. ⁣ ⁣ Preparators Jeanne Kelly and Marilyn Fox paint the background of an exhibit showing the bones of the fish Xiphactinus in the Museum’s Hall of Vertebrate Origins. Its large skeletal cast hangs overhead. This species of fish thrived 85 million years ago during the Late Cretaceous, as dinosaurs’ reign was ending. Extending up to 17 feet (5.2 meters), the carnivorous animal could swallow a 6-foot-long fish whole. Giant teeth, winglike fins, and powerful swimming ability made Xiphactinus formidable ocean enemy. Spot both the bones and cast of Xiphactinus on the Museum’s fourth floor! 🐟⁣ ⁣ Do you remember the first time you visited the Museum and wandered these halls? For our 150th anniversary, we want to hear all of your favorite memories! Submit your stories with the #linkinbio 🤓 ⁣ ⁣ Photo: Image no. ptc-6633 / ©AMNH Library (at American Museum of Natural History) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8y8dCtAK_h/?igshid=dn4p06kx4zsz

oh my god

Leedo, about Dongmyeong: Friend of yours?

Xion: Brother, actually.

Leedo: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.

Xion: I'm the pretty one.

I would be dead without you. Like, a lot.

HARLEY QUINN (2019 – )

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