My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.
Every time he sees it, he balls up.
I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.
However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!
He was nervous at first…
But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.
Pretty soon it became his best friend!
There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!
Including protecting him from the other stapler.
The moral of the story?
My snake is a weirdo.
I just read this on twitter…
Yeaaahhh... definitely true me being a pisces :/
Aries & Libra : Both fall out of love just as quick as they fell into it. Both are reckless with people’s hearts and won’t hesitate to drop them if things aren’t going their way. Aries wont be happy in a relationship unless they’re the boss and Libra won’t be happy in a relationship unless their partner lives up to their ideals. Y'all some selfish motherfuckers.
Taurus & Scorpio: Both are defensive af and have trust issues. They think everyone’s out to get them and hurt them. People could take a bullet for these guys and they’ll still not trust you. This can causes them to be possessive and suspicious in relationships. Y'all some paranoid motherfuckers.
Gemini & Sagittarius: Both hate responsibilities and any sort of stability. They hate the mundane life and live reckless lifestyles. Commitment to anything terrifies them. They just suck when it comes to being reliable and having to think about someone other than themselves. Y'all some careless motherfuckers.
Cancer & Capricorn: Both have a hard time letting the negative shit go. They’re very petty and can get fixated on revenge. Both tend to wallow in their nostalgia and melancholic thoughts. Hate being lonely and alone yet don’t do anything about it but throw a pity party. Y'all some pessimistic motherfuckers.
Leo & Aquarius: Both are prideful and stubborn. They are my way or the highway type of people. Both think they’re better than everyone else but yet tend to have a deep fear of rejection. This fear causes them to not associate with people who disagree with them because they can’t stand being called out on their bullshit because it would kill their delusions of being the best. Y'all some egotistical motherfuckers.
Virgo & Pisces: Both have a Martyr complex. Both try to always be of service to others and can be extremely sacrificial. This can cause them to feel entitled to people having to be appreciative of them and thus can cause them to develop a victim complex when they’re not rewarded for their selflessness. They end up screwing themselves over when they put everyone’s needs before their own and they have no one to blame but themselves. Y'all some Mother-Theresa-wannabe motherfuckers.
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