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that one tiktok trend 🌚

i was debating between jack or sebek and then my friend was like: “honestly why not silver? he’d fall for it tbh”

she was so right so i did it

(sorry i render myself very lazily, all the focus goes into the boys ^^)

OoP

i assure all of you this is the best 5sos interview to ever take place

5SOS Unreleased Songs

I was searching through Genius and I stumbled across the unreleased songs so i decided to make a unreleased masterpost. I tried to find an acceptable version of the songs since most of them are live versions they played before the first album came out.

Bad Dreams aka the fetus Calum solo song 

I Can’t Remember aka the most Australian Cal and Mike have ever sound like

Teenage Queen aka the Keek leaked song

Superhero aka is this about Mike? 

Over and Over aka why the hell did they killed this song? this is my fav unreleased

Perfect Disguise aka Invisible 1.0?

I’ve Got This Friend aka Heartbreak Girl part 2 or Can they get out of friendzone?

All I Need aka why the hell did they killed this song 2

Everything I Want aka WHY DID THEY KILLED THIS SONG????? another link for acoustic version on a park another link without the laugh of the first one but lots of screams

Bonus Hearts Upon Our Sleeve, not exactly unreleased

Link for na youtube playlist with all of them

Reblog if you know that the Scamander brothers are going to ruin your life

Bc have you seen Theseus . Have you. Seen him. Newt and Theseus. Are going to be. The death of me.

New account but I know my ways of my old one

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

I love going to Olive Garden to get bred

That shit hurted

everythingoes | kth & jjk

Summary: He is all the things you feel when fireworks light up the night sky. But everything is temporary and everything goes, just like those very same fireworks.

Pairing: Fuckboy!Taehyung x Reader; Jungkook x Reader

Genre: ANGST, so much fucking angst, smut, (barely there) fluff

Word Count: 24k

Warnings: cheating, sweet taehyung being a dick (I’m sorry tiger cub, I love you), a toxic relationship, possessive Taehyung, sex while semi-intoxicated (they can still consent), oral (fem and male receiving), panty play? I think, taehyung with a monster schlong, deep throating, face fucking, dirty talk, breast play, very slight cock/body worship, face sitting/riding, squirting, cum eating, riding, taehyung having a crazy amount of stamina, hair pulling, multiple orgasms, spanking, forced orgasm, creampie, slight breeding kink

A/N: Highkey, I was listening to mono when I came up with this plot and then when I was typing a certain scene. I wonder if you can guess exactly what scene that is lmao. In other news, this AU fried my last remaining brain cell and honestly I just want to rest for three years. My fingers are practically number from typing. UNEDITED because I’m DONE with it (for now). I’ll edit when my brain cells regenerate

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Whipped!Idia that gives you a spare key, and you use it so much that even the worst of ignyhide shut-ins know your face

Whipped!Idia that adds you on every app he has (no matter how anonymous he’s trying to be) and hooks you up with subtly matching profiles <3

Super whipped!Idia that spends a whole day looking over subreddits and couply arts and crafts tutorials for your birthday (you’re worth the cringe :/ )

Whipped!Idia that gets you added to Ortho’s interface right away, and he gives you so much leeway that you’d probably get away with murder even if Ortho had the video in 4K

Whipped!Idia that makes you gadgets to improve your quality of life (how’s he supposed to max his approval if the server’s laggy w/ your ancient phone??)

Factually, Idia is so whipped, that even if the cringiest + normiest classmate he has asked what your relationship is, he might respond! (Maybe.)

Whipped!Idia that basically explodes when you touch him.. “HOLYGLAZE i can’t believe I pulled like the meta limited ssr. I’ve gotta clip this.”

Whipped!Idia that probably won’t tell you how he feels, but you’ll know. Whether it’s the homework he does for you, or staring at you through his screen. He’s a little spoiled, sure, but he’ll get what he wants one way or another.

Yuu come home the kids miss you

this mean absolutely everything to me.

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