Master Crepus Painted Many Eagles During His Lifetime, But He Never Could've Foreseen Creating An Eagle

I had a dream that someone started a meme at the bottom of their tumblr posts that was just a banner of harry styles giving a thumbs up with the text "This post is Ravioli Approved." It got really popular, and eventually Harry got wind of it and went on James Corden and said "this meme is Ravioli Approved." Everyone loved it and it was really funny, and Harry Styles played along. Until one day he tweeted "Donald Trump is not Ravioli Approved." And the next day Trump fucking died.

suddenly everyone was DMing Harry Styles like "am I ravioli approved???" And he mostly said yes, but the ones he said no to died. And the next day it would come out that they had been murderers or just terrible people.

They gave Harry Styles his own government Bureau of Ravioli Approval (BORA) and every baby born got an approval/disapproval rating with their social security number. Infant mortality dropped because every baby except the Disapproved ones lived.

Eventually he did like a 12-hour live special of him reading the death records of the last 20 years and approving/disapproving of their deaths. There wasn't any earthly repercussions to that but im pretty sure it meant he was sending them to heaven or hell?

The dream ended with a looney tunes ending card, except instead of porky pig it was harry in the middle with the message "This Dream Is Ravioli Approved." And i woke up.

also ruined my birthday but we don't talk about that

remember how dazai despised the sheep for using chuuya for their own personal gain? remember how he stood up to them by saying that chuuya is capable of making his own decisions? and how he always asks chuuya if he's alright with using corruption even if he already knows the answer?

dazai must be really pissed at the fact that his partner has been turned into a mindless vampire being used as fyodor's trump card

Crime and Punishment

i just realized that dazai is still hooked to that heart monitor while all this resurrection business is going on lmao

Some people seem surprised that Chuuya managed to fool Fyodor about being a vampire for less than 30 minutes, but you gotta remember that when he and Dazai first met, Chuuya succesfully hid that he was Arahabaki for two or three days, all while Dazai was specifically investigating Arahabaki.

Chuuya has always been an extremely good liar, and he is kryptonite to people like Fyodor or Dazai (or at least Fifteen's Dazai, he learned from that experience) because he looks brash and impulsive and ""simple"", but actually Chuuya has been lying about who he is for most of his life, and nobody knows how to be a mindless monster better than him.

⋆｡°✩ neighbor; gojo satoru pt. 2

★°。 shouldn't have given your number to your noisy neighbor, now he won't leave‎‎‎‎‎ you alone.

PART ONE

★°。suggestive | crack | fluff

★°。warning(s): 2 kys jokes | it's implied they did the nasty lol, reader wears a thong idk if that needs a warning or not🧍‍♀️| I doubt anyone will care but the joke in the final pic is NOT meant to be a fat joke it is very much a joke about his height and I didn't realize till after I wrote it that it sounded that way so pls beware 🧎‍♀️

★°。note(s): this just turned into crack boyfriend texts LMAOO <3 gonna be so honest I had no plan for this so pls forgive that I rushed to end it🧎‍♀️‍➡️I’ll make a better one soon! I'm gonna go work on an smau and some oneshots I think but thank you for the love !! you guys are so sweet ;( pls ignore any spelling mistakes, I'm just a girl

if you saw me say this would be posted two days ago no you didn't cause I never said that (there was a snowstorm where I live so I was fighting for my life also I listened to do it again by Pia Mia while writing this)

Both the real life Osamu Dazai and Fyodor Dostoevsky drew.

Fyodor Dostoevsky was known to sketch in his manuscripts. Osamu Dazai painted with oils and was very interested in fine arts. Fun fact the main character in No Longer Human also wanted to go to art school and become an artist. There's actually a lot of mention of yozo liking making art in no longer human.

So of course i had to draw their twink versions painting together. <3

Someone recommend me a Michael Clifford fics

Yeah see here's the thing

I have only seen the raws of bsd chapter 101 so I do not know what they are actually saying, however, I firmly believe that Chuuya will not die. If Dazai had seemed more melancholy or regretful when deciding to let Chuuya supposedly drown, then yes, I would have my doubts. However, just smiling and letting him? No. Dazai may be very complex when it comes to his feelings toward Chuuya, but letting his former partner die with a smile on his face? I don't buy it.