When Was The Last Time You Ate Some Food Off The Floor?

Peter’s favorite thing to do is convince the Avengers that the spider he was bitten by was venomous, so that means he’s venomous, too. No one really believes him, but no one wants to test that theory, either.

Sam: *tries to steal the remote*

Peter, hissing: I’ll fucking bite you, try me.

Tony, who definitely knows Peter’s not venomous: Yeah, the toxins would have you dead within seconds.

Old married couple

You never said you didn’t have feelings for her ;)

Why don’t you go pick on her or something? @sarcasticmichelle Go on, bug her. She loves these types of questions. 

someone: why do you like the xmen so much?? i mean they're cool and all but so are the avengers

me internally: because the xmen are a group of oppressed people who are Constantly fighting for their survival and equality, while also fighting for all of mankind, the people who actively discriminate against them, when they really don't have to (unlike the avengers who mainly spend their time fighting each other or not caring about mutants). Their story of oppression is relatable to those who deal with discrimination and oppression in real life, therefor making their story all the more compelling. Not to mention, the xmen stories have magneto who is one of the most interesting, complexing and captivating villain, (if you can even call him that), in the entire marvel universe.

me out loud: idk they have pretty cool powers

That’d be lit af fam

Being Natasha Romanoff’s Adopted Daughter Would Include...

Characters: Natasha Romanoff X Daughter!Reader

Universe:Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: None

-          She kept you away from her work for a long time.

-          You only figured out she was Black Widow when you answered the door to Captain America.

-          “Mom who did you kill?” “No one, why?” “Captain America’s at the door.” “Nat since when did you have a kid?” “Shut it Freedom.” “Y/N, be nice.”

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THEY DESERVED SO MUCH!

#the four horsemen of the gaypocalypse

Finn: Look at Poe. Very hot. Not even subjectively, he is just actually hot, and he has a great personality. I could talk to him all night and not get bored. No flaws right?

Rey: Right?

Finn: Wrong! That fucking angel snores like a goddamn bulldozer.

Im a bit drunk, its 3;00am. But Why does Bebe yoda give the uppy arms.. Why does mister mandalorian immediately pick him up .. why does no one involved with this production car e about my well being

Gif form per request. 

*Apocalypse breaks Peter’s leg and chokes Mystique*

Erik: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*Apocalypse about to attack Charles*

Erik: *throws giant X* (ง'̀-‘́)ง