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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

Star Wars Hates Gays and You Know It

A novel by me

just let the gays kiss, u homophobic cowards

SO ACCURATE OMFG

The Avengers meeting their actors:

Tom + Loki:

Chris + Steve

Clint + Jeremy:

Natasha + Scarlett:

Chris + Thor:

Mark + Bruce

Tony + RDJ

Fury + Samuel:

The entire main cast of Star Wars just saying a giant fuck you to JJ Abrams and Disney is truly one of the most iconic things I've seen. John Boyega making an Instagram post just to say that Finn was absolutely not going to tell Rey he loved her which included a tweet about Finn being in love with Poe? Amazing. Daisy Ridley looking JJ Abrams, the man who decided to make r*ylo cannon while completely ignoring Finn and Poe's romantic potential, in the eye and saying that finnpoe is the superior ship? An insane power move. And then Oscar Isaac? Taking about how finnpoe should have become canon in every single interview? Specifically calling out the "Disney overlords" for not being ready to include a gay relationship in their movies? Absolutely sensational! Literally the most legendary thing I have ever witnessed! I'm kinda concerned he's gonna get hunted down by some Disney assasins but damn, I would honestly die for that man at this point

I LOVE this

Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:

Author’s Note: I really love these headcannon lists so I decided to try them out, hope you enjoy <3

Warning(s): swearing and Deadpool tbh

Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:

• LMAO LORDY HERE WE GO

•meeting him by chance at Starbucks. -they’d call out ‘Stark’ to come pick up your drink and Peter would freak out.

•he’d try and talk to you about the ‘stark internship’ and you’d be like 'tf are you?’ -“Hi I’m P-Parker Pete, I mean Peter Parker” -“okay do you want like an autograph or something???”

•he’d be like stumbling over his words and you’d think he was cute so you’d sign his arm with your number and he’d freak out. •he wouldn’t know whether or not to call you or how to talk to you so he just wouldn’t. -Ned yelling at him bc Peter is stupid. •and you’d be upset that this Parker Pete dude didn’t call you back and Tony would try to cheer you up. •you’d be a huge Spider-Man fan •like high-key Spidey fan •and for some reason Tony forgot to tell you that he knew Spiderman. •so you’d flip shit when Tony would come into the compound with an unmasked Spiderman. -“you?? Know?? SPIDEY?? And you??? Didn’t??? Tell me???” -“(Y/N) please, I’m old and highly susceptible to heart attacks” •then you’d flip shit on Peter for not calling you. -“and you Parker Pete! You didn’t call me??” •completely ignoring the fact that Peter is spiderman. •dropping by during training sessions. •distracting Peter. •getting sent out bc you’re too distracting. •convincing Tony to let you go public school so you can 'monitor’ Peter’s progress. •Peter showing off your friendship to everyone. •picking up Ned and Peter in one of Tony’s flashy cars just to prove Flash wrong. •sticking up for Peter 99.9% of the time. •Peter being grateful for having you as a friend. •friend :’) •you end up crushing on Peter haaaard -it being painfully obvious to everyone but Peter -Ned teasing you for it until the end of time. •he asks you out at one of Liz’s parties during 7 minutes of heaven. -“so- *kiss*-I was thinking- *kiss*-maybe later we could- *kiss*” -“yes Peter I’ll go out with you” •keeping it a secret from Tony bc he thinks dating will interfere with Peter being Spiderman. •dating for like a year behind Tony’s back. •the avengers finding out bc Wanda accidentally reads your thoughts one day :) -“you made out with Peter?” -“WHo toLd yOu ThAt?” •overprotective mother!Steve Rogers. •dates swinging above the New York skyline. •cute nicknames •angel •baby •dARLInG •Peter sneaking into your room when he gets hurt. •making up crazy excuses when Tony almost barges into your room. -“IM ON MY PERIOD! BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” -“I’m too old for this” •Tony inviting Peter to team dinners. -holding hands under the table. -blowing kisses when Tony isn’t looking. •makeout sessions on the roofs of sky scrapers. •attempting to do the Spider-Man kiss. -“Peter I think we’re doing this wrong” -“No I got this” *web snaps* “AHhH” •“Y/N NO” “Y/N YES” •Ned being disturbed by your PDA. •kisses by the lockers. •flash flirting with you •jealous!Peter •he’d like clench his jaw and glare and you’d find that really hot tbh. •but then flash would say some dumb shit like “how’d penis Parker get a hot babe like you?” •you almost breaking Flash’s arm •Peter cheering you on.

•Slapping Peter’s ass at school when no ones looking

•Peter blushing all the time bc it happens on a daily basis

•Getting angry at your dad when he takes away Peter’s suit. -“Y/N talk to me” -“Not until you give Peter back his suit” -“he doesn’t deserve it” -“he deserves everything in the world and so much more than you. He tried to help you, but you didn’t listen!” •Tony being hurt bc you’ve never fought with him before. •him wondering why you’re defending Peter. •it finally clicking that you’re dating Peter. •Tony being mad at you for keeping it a secret. •Peter not wanting to come between you and your dad’s close relationship •coming to Peter’s defence when Tony tries to 'kill’ him. -“dad no! I love him” -“you love me?”

-“ew this is so sweet I can feel the diabetes already”

•PDA around the avengers tower after that -“The 'making out’ is disturbing me”

-“Same, Thor, same”

•cuddles -“you’re really soft” -*you booping peters nose* “yeah well you’re really cute” •dad jokes.

-“Peter! Peter! What time did the man go to the dentist?!’’

-”(Y/N) go away"

-“Tooth hurt-y! get it?” •study dates -turning into makeout sessions -resulting in you guys being supervised by vision •you trying on the suit -almost suffocating -accidentally swinging out into the streets of New York -you going to hospital -lectures from Tony. •getting the talk from Wade -crying afterwards bc Wade is weird. -Tony trying to kill Wade •“PETER NO” “PETER YES” •passing notes in class •staring at each other in class •detentions together -resulting in you making out in the back. -resulting in you guys getting kicked out of detention -never getting detention from other teachers bc they are disturbed by teen romance •girl talks with Michelle and Liz -Ned and Peter trying to spy on you guys -Ned and Peter treating it like a secret mission and having code names. -“Nedstar 101, I have visual on the birds” -“copy that Peterpiper” -“you know we can see you guys right” -“abort mission! abort mission! We’ve been compromised!” •getting mad when Peter doesn’t ask you to homecoming. -him being really confused bc he thought he didn’t have to ask since you guys were dating. •Peter getting the silent treatment. -“BaBbBeeee” -“PlEASe talk to mEee” •Asking Ned for help -failing miserably and making you even more mad. •going to Tony for help -also failing miserably. -“she’s your daughter??? How did this go so wrong???” -“I don’t know!? I’m a failure!?” •Peter sitting outside your bedroom door for like 2 hours. -forgiving him when you come home to find him sleeping there. •tickle fights -Peter accidentally kicking you in the face. -going to the hospital again. -getting lectures from Tony and Steve. •cooking with Aunt May •May loves you •girl talks with May -Peter trying to spy on these. •going to Thai restaurants with May and Peter -sometimes Tony would come -things would get weird -Thai food puns •May and Peter coming to spend family holidays with you and the avengers. -Tony being weird with Aunt May -reJectIoOoN •forehead kisses •Peter bringing you lunch bc you always forget to eat. •Peter crying over the titanic -“Pete are you crying?” -“No this is liquid pride” •Movie nights with the Avengers -Tony and Peter crying and laughing over the same scenes -you and the avengers being weirded out. •Peter braiding your hair •Playing with Peter’s hair -it helps him fall asleep or calm down from stress. •falling asleep on one another -the avengers taking photos of you guys -someone knocking something over effectively waking you up. -proceed to you screaming at the avengers for like 5 minutes. •naps together •you being the big spoon -Peter never admiting that to anyone. -you telling everyone. •late night calls -effectively running up Tony’s phone bill. -“Y/N WHY IS YOUR CELL PHONE BILL OVER ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!” -“I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A PROBLEM I MEAN WE’RE BILLIONAIRES” •Tony showing off you and Peter’s relationship -cos he’s a proud dad -uncle!Tony loves his spiderling. •You making Peter the happiest he’s ever been and vice Versa. •“I love you” “Meh you’re alright Pete”

Age Gap.

You looked around the set, taking in all the people and cameras, a huge grin etched onto your face. This was your first major movie role. You’ve done little roles here and there before, but nothing compared to what you were about to now. You were working alongside Tom Hiddleston, Scarlett Johansson, and you’re favorite, James McAvoy. You had loved him since you saw him in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Continuar lendo

He didn’t intend to say it.

He’d been toying with it the last couple of weeks, rolling it around silently in his mouth, just trying it out.

(He’d whispered it out loud, just once, in the mirror.)

(Maybe twice.)

It was too soon to say it. Mary had only been dead for six months. He and Rosie were only sleeping at Baker Street once or twice a week. He was maybe two months into what would probably be a lifetime of therapy to cope with his anger issues and his betrayal issues and his trust issues and his sexuality issues and fuck, he had a long way to go.

It was too late to say it. He’d let so many chances go by. Even now, after everything–after Moriarty and the Fall; after Mary and Magnussen and the tarmac; after Smith and the morgue and Eurus and the hug–he still didn’t know what to do. Because despite “it’s always you, John Watson” and “the man you have saved” and “that’s why he stays”, John was afraid. He was afraid that he wasn’t the man Sherlock saw. He was afraid he never had been, and even more afraid that he never would be.

So he wasn’t going to say it. Not yet. Not till things were a little more…settled. He’d told Ella as much not thirty minutes before, and had felt certain about the decision the whole way home in the cab.

A low rumble of laughter drifted down the stairs as he closed the front door behind him, followed by his daughter’s shrill shriek of joy. He took the stairs slowly, wrapped up in the sound of their voices, so comfortable together. So…right. (Not yet. Not yet. Soon.) He opened the door to the flat and froze, his field of vision narrowing to the two people standing in front of the fireplace.

Sherlock was wearing slim black trousers (finally filling them out again after months of John and Mrs. Hudson trying to feed him up) and the deep sapphire shirt that had narrowly edged out John’s old purple favorite to currently hold the number one spot on the mental list of favorite Sherlock clothes he would never admit to having. He had Rosie propped on one hip before the mirror and his other hand held her favorite stuffed bee, which he was currently flying about both of their heads while making a buzzing sound low in his throat. Every once in awhile the bee would “land” on Rosie’s flower-printed pajamas. Rosie would fling her arms out in an ineffectual attempt to catch the bee, the bee would “fly away,” and the laughter would follow.

They were the most beautiful sight he had ever seen.

John watched a few more rounds of this, his heart expanding every time, before Rosie spotted him in the mirror. “Da!” She burst out, flailing one arm in his direction. Sherlock looked up, surprised, and their eyes met in the mirror.

“Not often I catch you by surprise,” John managed as they turned to face him. Sherlock’s cheeks flushed, and he waggled the bee.

“Bees, John. Very…diverting.”

“Bee!” Rosie yelled, and Sherlock handed it to her. She held the bee in both arms and dropped her head on Sherlock’s shoulder.

“Very good enunciation, Watson,” Sherlock said, and his now empty hand automatically came up to slide gently over the back of her head. “You’re becoming an excellent apiculturist.”

“I love you.”

John felt his own mouth drop open as he saw Sherlock’s do the same. He watched Sherlock look to Rosie, and then back to John, as if tracking the path of his gaze. John felt an unexpected calm begin to settle over him now that the words were out, so he stepped a little closer and tried it again.

“I love you, Sherlock.” He took a deep breath. “I have loved you so long I hardly remember a time when I didn’t, and I have been waiting to tell you. For years!” His voice broke on the last word, and he cleared his throat. He would get this out. “And now I have been waiting, again, trying to figure out if I can be the person you want me to be. The person you seem to think I am. But…I am, already, aren’t I? You’ve always seen exactly who I was, and loved me anyway.” He felt a grin begin to spread across his face. “Sherlock. You love me.”

Sherlock, who had been silent and staring through his entire speech, nodded. His beautiful eyes were bright and his hands held John’s daughter with unwavering strength and care, and when he spoke, his voice was quiet, and deep, and sure. “Yes, John. I love you.”

It wasn’t too soon.

It wasn’t too late.

It was what it was, and what it was was good.

And now.

And always.

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anyway. idk how to eloquently explain this but. i love the fact that gilbert is so positive about anne’s quirks. everyone’s laughing at her because of the way she reads? he enjoys it. she can read well and she’s invested. anne thinks she’s ugly and skinny? he calls her cute to all his friends. anne’s weird because she’s an orphan and nobody should interact with her? he doesn’t care where she’s from, and he doesn’t see why he can’t walk with her. anne wants to be acknowledged for her intelligence, wants to be known as smart but is never given enough credit by most people (”he’s my brightest student” “we need a guy to show her she’s not so smart”)? he tells billy that she’s smart and he’s just gonna have to deal with it. he tells her if she’s gonna beat him in class, he wants it to be fair and square. because he knows she can, and he knows she wouldn’t have it any other way. and this isn’t even said to..idk win her over with compliments or smth like that. he says it while she’s not listening, mostly to other people who make fun of her. like yeah, he’ll tease her sometimes, but he never tries to make her feel like she’s not enough. he never tries to make her feel like she doesn’t belong. he talks to her when she’s outside alone, tries to give her an apple, always interferes when billy is bullying her. like at most, he’s a cheeky little shit, but he acknowledges these things about anne and isn’t afraid to say she’s smart or cute or invested or good

#the four horsemen of the gaypocalypse