Shit Like This Makes Me So Sad

richie, on stage: I took eddie to the red carpet for my netflix special the other day. now like we both hate pda but we’re clearly fucking together, you know? anyway, some tabloid the next day was like ‘comedian richie tozier attends red carpet event with “””””close friend”””””. he went the fuck OFF. he tweeted ‘literally sucking his dick but go off I guess’. I thought that was the end of it but I had an interview the next day, right, and the guy shows me the tweet and says ‘so what does this mean?’ I’m just like ???? I looked him dead in the eye and said ‘he sucked my dick’. straight people exhaust me

read it could save you

I don’t know if this post has been made yet but I just want to warn everybody that if someone stops you in a parking lot and asks you if you’re interested in some perfume and hands you a paper to smell, PLEASE DON’T SMELL IT.

i repeat, DON’T SMELL IT.

Apparently the sample papers are being laced with a drug to knock you out. Please signal boost this. It can save someone’s life!

All I need is just one conversation like this

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

MOANA🌀

John and Sherlock making each other smile and laugh ♥

peter parker: has to live with the weight of being tangentially responsible for the blip every day, watched tony die in front of him, almost died in battle himself, gains the trust of mysterio only to be backstabbed, manipulated for his kindness, psychologically tortured, and left for dead. also expected to fill iron mans shoes at only sixteen.

peter parker, still: i just wanna tell mj how i feel and maybe give her a ~~little kiss~~

Call me crazy, but this is the best time for the Tomdaya ship. Technically, they have no reason to be hanging out that much for a while, especially since Tom's shooting another movie. Any sighting of them together (Z visiting him in some remote location, him visiting her during breaks, etc) is basically 100% confirmation they are dating. Not like we needed it...😏

And we need more people to tweet about seeing them! Like, come on public, you know who they are now that you have seen the movie. “If you see something, say something”. 😂

The entire main cast of Star Wars just saying a giant fuck you to JJ Abrams and Disney is truly one of the most iconic things I've seen. John Boyega making an Instagram post just to say that Finn was absolutely not going to tell Rey he loved her which included a tweet about Finn being in love with Poe? Amazing. Daisy Ridley looking JJ Abrams, the man who decided to make r*ylo cannon while completely ignoring Finn and Poe's romantic potential, in the eye and saying that finnpoe is the superior ship? An insane power move. And then Oscar Isaac? Taking about how finnpoe should have become canon in every single interview? Specifically calling out the "Disney overlords" for not being ready to include a gay relationship in their movies? Absolutely sensational! Literally the most legendary thing I have ever witnessed! I'm kinda concerned he's gonna get hunted down by some Disney assasins but damn, I would honestly die for that man at this point

Power move of the century.

insp