Right OK So Funny Story

Right OK so funny story

I was in the shower, ya know, as you do, when a spider appeared, nearly above my head. Well I thought to myself, "it won't do me any harm, just ignore it." Next thing I know, the fucker swings down like it was Spider Man, so, obviously, me being the pathetic wet cat of a person I am, I scream, the most screamy screm I have ever scrempt. I yell to my mother, "I'm fine, I'm fine, just a spider!" and she tells me grab a sponge and whack the poor thing.

Now, however bad I would feel about pummeling the poor innocent spider, I did not want a spider crawling on the floor or sides of the bath while I was showering, nor did I want it to crawl on me, so I did so. I took a look at the sponge to see if I had killed it, and it moved its legs, so I, instinctively, lobbed it out of the shower. I look at the sponge for a while and didn't want anything to do with it so I kept on showering.

I didn't have my glasses in the bathroom and I completely avoided the sponge, quickly got dryed and dressed to leave as soon as I could, so I do not know if the spider died or if it lives another day.

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