OK. So

wait the sidekick is named Phillip I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEE

When the heroes asked to meet with you, you thought the situation would be dire, otherwise the heroes would never have dared to ask for your help, but when they explained their predicament you could not help but laugh at just how ridiculous it was.

The day you can stop putting /p/(platonically) after saying "I love you" to you friends is when you know you've truly bonded

YALL I'M SO PROUD IM GETTING OVER MY FEAR OF BEES :D

LIKE TODAY I GOT NEARISH TO BEES WITHOUT BEING SCARED OF THE BUZZING

LIKE I DID BACK AWAY A COUPLE OF TIMES BUT I DIDNT PROPERLY RUN AWAY OR SCREAM OR ANYTHING

AAND YESTERDAY I TOOK SO MANY PICTURES AND VIDEOS OF THEM (with earphones on but I'm still super happy)

NOW I JUST GOTTA TRAIN MYSELF TO DEAL WITH THE BUZZING PROPERLY

Ah yes, another day of trying to figure out if I'm asexual or if I'm just traumatised

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

SORRY IF IT'S NOT GOOD OR HASN'T GOT PARTICULARLY GOOD PUNCTUATION I HAVENT PROPERLY WRITTEN IN AGES

You've been hired to clean a graveyard every night for 80 bucks an hour. Its haunted. And by god you are going to make that 80 bucks an hour

Hi I still exist somehow, good omens s2 was an emotional nightmare, I have never cried so much over a TV show. I am mad but not mad at the same time

Neil Gaiman is such a good writer, but this has crushed my heart into pieces

actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.

Sorry..... Pussy willow?

Why on earth would someone choose to call a tree PUSSY WILLOW?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

🫵🫵🫵

it doesn't matter if today isn't your "actual birthday"

I don't really care about details like that

happy birthday!!!! you are loved, please do something nice for yourself today 🎉