“We Write About Persephone And Her Life, But What Of Her Mother, Who Was Raped And Kept Was Overprotective,

Harry Potter as things me and my family and my friends have said

Harry Potter: I’m the victim, not the villain.

Ron Weasley: if I agree to be my friend I get to have free food at your house for the rest of your life.

Hermione Granger: Don’t bother me while I’m reading, I could be reading ‘how to murder annoying people’

Ginny Weasley: stop being rude, he could love me one day!

Fred and George Weasley: we’ll let you in on the prank, just give us 20 bucks

Percy Weasley: my sanity is more important than social interaction.

Charlie Weasley: CAN YOU HEAR IT, THE CALL OF THE WILD!!!! *me and my friends in the background to my friend that said this- ‘go home, your drunk!’*

Bill Weasley: my girlfriend is beautiful, and she’s French on her second aunt twice removed’s side!

Molly Weasley: I’m going to wrap you up in blankets and put you so close to the fire you’ll burn*sorry, it’s the only one I could find*

Arthur Weasley: I don’t have an obsession, I’m only interested in it more than other people

Great Aunt Muriel: SHUT IT. I’m trying to sleep, you guys went to sleep at 2:00 AM.

Albus Dumbledore: listen to the peaceful chirping of the crickets! They sound like me drunk!

Minerva Mcgonagall: dont joke about this, you could fall and die!

Profesor Trelawney: I see death and misfortune in your future, idiot

Demigod’s and Mornings

Percy is sooo not a morning person and is likely to use soap instead of toothpaste unintentionally

Leo is the same way, he once poured coffee into his cereal and ate it anyways

Piper is always angry when she wakes up and will cuss you out if you try to talk to her

Annabeth is completely unresponsive in the morning and should not be held responsible for anything she did before her morning coffee

Jason actually likes mornings and goes on 6am jogs (can’t relate)

Frank usually joins Jason on those jogs

Hazel is a morning person and is pretty productive during that time

Nico detests mornings and will not get up even if you throw him off the bed

Calypso loves mornings and can usually be found gardening early in the day

Reyna is pretty neutral on mornings and spends them planning things for the legion

Rachel is a freak of nature and will be awake at 4am painting (yes I know she’s not a demigod I just wanted to add her)

Will, despite being a child of Apollo despises mornings and will probably be found surrounded by several coffee mugs

Grover enjoys mornings and spends them outside hiking

Stop talking shit about the protagonists

Percy is SMART

Carter is CARING

Sadie is FIERCE

Jason is KIND

Lester

Magnus is WITTY

That’s so cute like Percy is the best big brother!

Percy has been an only child for every Christmas that Sally has celebrated since her parents died. Every year, the tree, the candy, the stockings and wrapping paper is blue. When Estelle begins to like pink, Sally worries that she may have to favour one over the other. She comes down the stairs one morning to find Percy asleep on the couch, amongst pink wrapping paper with the great big pink tree in the corner all lit up, waiting for Estelle.

Honestly I just wanted to draw a fake dramatic anime screenshot, but it turned into Jason and Piper angst :’)

Dakota: So, Percy, how are you and Annabeth doing?

Percy: Oh. We're no longer dating. Annabeth's my ex-lover now.

Dakota:

Annabeth: Percy! I told you to stop saying that!

Annabeth: *clears throat* Hi, I'm Percy's spouse.

Decided to make a slightly more inclusive version of this meme. Lets keep the list going though.

Nico and Will seeing Alex and Magnus on a date while they’re on a quest, a concept 🥺 💕

The Golden Age was generally described to be a long and happy time, during which the Four Monarchs ruled Narnia well. After stamping out the remnants of the White Witch’s army, the four rulers established good laws, preserved the peace and nature of the land, and encouraged ordinary people to live the lives that they wanted to.

@narnianetwork​: voyage 6: the golden age

Jason, drunk: Dear, what did you say?

Percy, also drunk: When?

Jason: Just a second ago.

Percy: Oh. I said, "when?"