Aslan: There is only one thing worse than dying.
Aslan: *removes tape to show the word ‘Edmund’ above ‘dying’*
Peter: *gasp* EDMUND!
Lucy: No!
When inspiration hits you at exactly 11:55 PM on Christmas Eve and you start typing on a story you have a 4 month writers block on and it actually turns out good. When if you’d tried at a normal hour your fingers would be stiff and you couldn’t have done it.
Yeah, this just happened to me
“The burn from your harsh kisses is worse than the coolness of solitude.”-PoeticInjustice
Harry: I want a dog
Sirius: you’ve got one. Me.
Harry: No, I want a REAL one.
Remus: Did you hear that Padfoot? He wants a REAL dog-
Sirius: Listen here you little-
Alright. I found this on Pinterest....
SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS TO ME!!!!!!!
#help #igiveup #whydoesthisnothappentome #harrypotter #makethispopularplz
Persephone: hey, can you do me a favour?
Hades: I would literally die for you but go on
i am so excited to share this commission piece i did for @drarryruinedme7! endless thank yous and blown kisses to you, ale, for your patience and your love for drarry! and for commissioning me, of course! though it’s late, i nevertheless wish you happy holidays<3
{please do not repost // reblogs are appreciated!}
「 INSTA & KO-FI: aceveria 」
The Uncle Rick has spoken
Policeman: What're your names?
Percy: don't tell him, Jason
Policeman [writing down]: Jason
Percy: shit
Jason: good job, Percy
Policeman:
Jason: oh fuck
Sally’s little baby’s growing up! I don’t know how to describe my feelings for him. He was just a troubled 12-year-old kid when we met him but now everyone respects him. He’s not just the hero of Olympus,he’s also the hero of our childhoods. I’m so glad Uncle Rick gave us him. He hasn’t had a perfect life but he will. He does deserve this. Thanks for being here,Perseus. We love you to the Atlantis and back. Happy birthday!
me after reading a plot twist in a book I’ve reread 50 times
A young single mom who is helplessly in love with books... don’t think me old, I’m 20.
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