Harry: When I Came To This Magical World, The Most Powerful Being I Met, Who Is Also My Mentor, Refused

Well someone pissed off Zeus

Dakota: So, Percy, how are you and Annabeth doing?

Percy: Oh. We're no longer dating. Annabeth's my ex-lover now.

Dakota:

Annabeth: Percy! I told you to stop saying that!

Annabeth: *clears throat* Hi, I'm Percy's spouse.

Friendly reminder that Percy also has a little sister!

“Since it is so likely children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage.”

— C.S. Lewis

Grover is the true reason we’re not all dead yet

Percy: The eagles won last night.

Jason: Oh you watched the game?

Percy: *covered in blood and scratches*

Percy: What game?

When I find out that someone else is into the same fandom as I am but I don’t want to freak them out by fangirling too much so I’m like…

And if you guys know any other Fanfiction sites plz let me know!

I like the idea of Nico taking up his roman title “The Ambassador of Pluto” as his job and becoming Hades’ liaison for other afterlives; negotiating for disputed souls, solving territorial issues, presenting conflict resolutions, signing treaties and accords, getting to know the other gods, their helpers and the most important inhabitants of each afterlife (maybe even make friends that way). 

And obviously, he gets to stay, as an honored guest, for all the ceremonies and feasts, and see different traditions, so he ends up being quite worldly.  But also consider:

Nico visiting the Norse Valhalla- Magnus: Oh, so you’re a greek demigod? My cousin is a greek demigod too! You might know her, Annabeth Chase?  Nico: What a coincidence… 

Nico visiting the Egyptian Hall of Judgment- Osiris: Meet my daughter Sadie, she is not dead, just passing by. Sadie Kane: Oh, so you’re a greek demigod? I have a very good friend who is a greek demigod too! You might know her, Annabeth Chase? Nico: Okay what the Fuck?

What Type Of Mermaid Are You?

Pearl Scavenger → Aquarius. (January 20 - February 18) Deep Sea Mermaid → Pisces. (February 19 - March 20) Siren → Aries. (March 21 - April 19) Coral Reef Mermaid → Taurus. (April 20 - May 20) Freshwater Mermaid → Gemini. (May 21 - June 20) Seahorse Trainer → Cancer. (June 21 - July 22) Shapeshifter → Leo. (July 23 - August 22) Mermaid Princess → Virgo. (August 23 - September 22) Shipsaver → Libra. (September 23 - October 22) Mermaid Queen → Scorpio. (October 23 - November 21) Seawitch → Sagittarius. (November 22 - December 21) Arctic Mermaid → Capricorn. (December 22 - January 19)