We don’t say “retweet” or “share”. We say “reblog”.
We don’t say “the power’s out”. We say “the Tumbeasts are causing a ruckus again”.
We don’t say “gay”. We say “yaoi”.
We don’t say “brave”. We say “Dauntless”.
We don’t say “Halloween”. We say “Spoopy Day”.
We don’t remember 9/11. We remember the Sherlock series finale.
We don’t say “unalive”. We say “kill yourself”.
We don’t use “tone indicators”. We use Danganronpa sprites.
We don’t say “farm”. We say “cottagecore”.
We don’t say “he’s so hot”. We say “MY OVARIES!” or “MY PROSTATE!”.
We don’t say “windmill”. We say “giant” or “dragon”.
And we’ll never fucking change. Not for Twitter hipsters, not for Apple, not for anyone!
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evil infodumping where you just tell lies
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[Image Description: a crossover comic featuring Spiderman and Deadpool talking on the phone with Danny Fenton from the cartoon Danny Phantom featured with Deadpool. Deadpool is drawn on a blank white background, Spiderman is in an alley with a man webbed up behind him. Danny is lying on the ground beside Deadpool.
Deadpool: Hey spider-bae, I’d love to start with a snappy one-liner but we’re going to have to settle for a cold open because I just found a dead teenager in a dumpster and– Spiderman: (interrupting him) You found a what!?!?! Deadpool: (pauses to nudge Danny’s body with one foot) Deceased teen. Un-alived adolescent. Expired juvenile. Spiderman: Oh my god… Deadpool: Yeaa (drawn out), except he didn’t stay dead. The little shit jumped up, dabbed at me, and then ran straight into a wall and knocked himself right the fuck out. (Deadpool picks Danny up slightly off the ground by the back of the shirt. Spiderman face palms.) which like, points for execution, but anyways~ how do you feel about adoption? End Description]
Thank you @watanuk-i for writing the image description!
No place, indeed, should murder sanctuarize; Revenge should have no bounds.
- Hamlet By William Shakespeare -
But is also a confession of pain.
- reference of Latine proverb -
happy birthday Jason Todd
dazai put his whole dazaiussy into his speeches ong
Disney prank with Batfamily
part1 was inspired by ThomasSanders’s vine~!!
Heaven’s about to get stuck with the messiest maximalist Supreme Archangel they’ve ever had the misfortune to work under.
the common usage of the phrase "halo of light" in descriptive writing always catches my attention because the word 'halo' literally means 'ring of light', so specifying that quality of it suggests that there are other things which a halo can be made of
Thanks for the lessons
made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3