Yk as someone who got into Tumblr and left it almost 4 years ago now and finally refound my love for this crazy website. Finding you still here is like an adventurer coming back after years of travel and seeing the tavern keep from his old town still works there and you sit down to take a sip of one of your wild magical drinks
I'd refer to myself as an old wrinkly wizard, one who might've lost his apprentice in a cave filled with fucked up hell-spiders and now drinks his sorrows away, night after night in the old tavern. Or maybe a hot dragon with a huge cock.
AWWW💕💕💕💕💕
referenced from a frame from this video
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PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???
i don’t even know what to say here.
youre my scrunkly
SHRIIIMMMPPPPP 💓💓💓💗💗💗
My heart beats for you,, my beloved
pretty girls love shrimp
pretty girls could eat their weight in shrimp
all kinds
grilled, steamed, boiled, fried. like ALL of them
i love wearing boxer briefs like yea i got a Big Cock that i sling around. don’t be jealous
me sleeping peacefully at night after i just spent the whole day reading and writing the most disgusting, vile smut about fictional men
radio blasting jungle noises, underneath a gigantic blanket while simultaneously in antarctica, frozen in ice that’s buried in snow to be preserved for the generations to come
next question 😃
tell me
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
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