*Brennan Revealing One Of The Main Characters, A Cop, Is Crooked* Oh?

With 20biteen kicking off, it’s time to remember one of the original bisexual icons that made us realise we were queer growing up. Li Syaoran was peak bisexual dumbass and a blessing upon us all. Not only did he fall hard and not know what to do with Yukito, there was that glorious time where he hadn’t realised he liked Sakura and this spent at least half of the series at his peak Bisexual Panic Mode. Such features included: blushing every time he looked at either of them, listening to voice mails of Sakura, being unable to speak whenever either complimented him, and his Special Move, Run Away As Soon As Things Get Bi. And in the background Touya is mentally preparing the skin the dumbass kid who is crushing on his love and his little sister respectively, while Tomoyo encourages more havoc and laughs maniacally to herself as she films it.

The one thing I love about Teen Wolf is how it subverts a lot of expectations and tropes of teen television. Particularly the male gaze. I'm not gonna lie and say that there's no sexualised women, because Lydia is the epitome of sex appeal, but more often than not it isn't intended to draw the male gaze in 'subtle' ways that degrade the women and disempower them. sex is an open topic and the women are usually the one's in power when it comes to sexual activities; Scott always lets Allison take the lead when it comes to physical activities, and he is always making sure that he is never putting her into situations she doesn't want to. It's rare to see a teenage show where female teenagers are so in control of issues of sex, and Teen Wolf does it well. Furthermore, the female gaze is far more powerful in this show. From the beginning Scott has been seen with his shirt off any time he's not at school, so has Derek and Jackson. The female gaze is so strong in this show that it's both surprising and mildly delightful. It's rare for girls to see themselves in positions of power with sex, and to see themselves not overtly sexualised in television. Teen Wold may be terribly cliche and over dramatic, but it does well in empowering females and tackling the fact that sex is a norm that should be equal in power and consent, at least to me.

Please don't. I don't need those mental images.

majestic portraits

They still look fucking gorgeous.

If Disney Characters Were Real People by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen Related: Disney Princesses with Realistic Hair

Artemyra, a city run entirely by females, has a red light district. You know what that means??? BEAUTIFUL BIRD LESBIANS THAT CAN AND WILL CRUSH ANY MAN!!!

Everyone in Orario: “You can’t associate with people of other familias, let alone be friends! That just isn’t how familias work, you’re going to start wars!”

*Bell, 14 years old and a oblivious dumbass, grabbing Lilli, Welf, Mikoto and Sanjono* “I’m going to make these people part of my familia now try and stop me :)))))”

FUCKING ARTHUR

earlier, someone posted this picture:

so naturally -

ARTHUR GET DOWN FROM THERE

I SAID “GET DOWN” NOT “FUCK WITH BIRDS” STOP FUCKING WITH BIRDS ARTHUR

this is somewhat acceptable

“NO.  NO DANCING ALLOWED IN LOCKER ROOMS.”

RUN, ARTHUR, RUN!!

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

…eh.  business as usual.

“DUMBLEDORE YOU FUCK YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY IT FUCKING CALMLY”

“HOLY FUCKING SHIT I’M ON FIRE”

“MERLIN YOU USELESS AGLET FUCKING HELP ME”

y’all are missing out on the funniest relationship dynamic of CR2

Forget about the tangled web of love that stretches between the M9 (barring Caduceus our aroace king of staying out of drama), I would love if the love triangle between Fjord, Jester and Caleb just somehow naturally fell into a little triad all on its own.

Like no dramatic love confessions, they do that shit constantly with each other in secret little ways, but just Jester coming home to her mother like

Jester: mama I want to introduce my partners to you

The Ruby: ah yes that handsome orc boy that you kept going on about, he was so--

The Ruby: wait, partners???

Jester: lmao yeah I have Fjord, who rejected an eldritch monster he was accidentally raising to get close with Mother Nature herself, but that hobo wizard who eventually cleaned himself up and became one of the most powerful casters around is also my bf.

The Ruby, the actual sex god on this plane of existence and all others: hell yeah my daughter deserves the best, get ‘em my baby girl.

The dynamics of it are so funny as well. Like, Caleb is a highly respected wizard now under the tutelage of several powerful figures, so any time he goes to some sort of elbow-rubbing-fancy-pancy wizard event he of course brings his beaus.

And people are like??? “Ah yes, members of the iconic and world-saving group you are part of Mr Widogast, they must be of such high pedigree.”

And then someone recognises Fjord as Captain Tusktooth who had some sort of fake accent going on for years at a time (and didn’t he sleep with that Captain lady who was horny for water or something??? And then get her killed by the pirate king? There was something about a forbidden eldritch god?) and is praying that Mr Widogast’s other partner is normal--

but the first thing that Jester tells anyone is: “have y’all heard about my mother, best lay in the land? I am the daughter of the greastest sexer around and my childhood imaginary friend is my personal god, anyway how are you?”

Even better, out of the three, the tiny blue tiefling is the only one who can pick up and hoist their partners around, making the comical sight of long-cat and long-suffering Caleb being slung bonelessly over one shoulder, while a blushing Fjord is held like a football under the other as Jester parades them down the street in her cute frilly dresses.

Fucking FjordxJesterxCaleb is where the good shit is at wake up sheeple

Anjali playing Fy'ra: I'm the smartest character so far, I'm mysterious, poised, collected, powerful, a badass beyond comprehensions, truly you all are protected under my watch, I will take care of you, a mother-figure in the making

Anjali being handed a pageant character: ACTUALLY FUCK Y'ALL I'M THE BELLE OF THE BALL

lil gruvia au for melon  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧