If You Ever Feel Like Your Family Is A Bit Odd, Please Know My Family Has A Long History Of Keeping Track

If you ever feel like your family is a bit odd, please know my family has a long history of keeping track of one another in our 3-storey house by basically echolocating with chirps and soft howls. Like it’s impossible to describe how, every time I step into my house, the fucking spirit of some long dead creature possesses my body to make a long, monstrous crooning noise so that I can tell who is home by the distinct noises I get in return.

Most people can tell who is where in the house by the sound of footsteps, but since my house has tiles we’ve come to rely on making the occasional chirp to get a reply and pinpoint where a certain family member is -- it’s mostly done because my brother is an ass who never tells anyone whether he’s coming or going, so you got make insistent chirps to get a grunt in reply.

Now this shit has been fucking pavlov’d into the very core of my dumb primitive lizard brain so it shouldn’t even surprise me that upon moving into a flat share, I immediately performed this behaviour unthinkingly. So, into the large, echoing house that housed 6 other strangers, I made a loud bellowing noise as I toed my shoes off and nonchalantly made my way to the kitchen. To which, one of the 30-year-old men just living his good life in the living room by the door, promptly freaked out, dropped and shattered a glass, while choking on the beer still in his mouth.

All because some weedy young girl made a noise reminiscent of a wildebeest for no apparent reason.

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8 years ago

Moments of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (MAY HAVE SPOILERS)

-Drax's infectious laughter through the whole movie. -Additionally Drax's continuous ineptitude for social interaction, especially with Mantis. -Gamora truly becoming Space Mum and suffering the whole time. -The entire family dynamics within the team and the fact romance was vaguely alluded to, but wasn't more important over family unlike most other hero movies. -Kraglin being the Best Boy!!! The purest character in the movie who deserves only good. -Groot being brilliant comedic relief, but ultimately also being a 3D character who pulls through in the end. -More trAGIC BACKSTORY FOR ALL!! -Nebula having the best redemption arc and the saddest reasoning behind it all. -#Let Gamora and Nebula hug more 2k17. -Also someone give Rocket more hugs because he suffers too much. Real revelation of his character and his scene with Yondu fuCK!! -Yondu = true dad and hero of the movie. -FUCK EGO AND HIS STUPID FUCKING ASS HE CAN BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT HE DID TO PETER!! -Movie should be renamed "The Incredibly Shitty and Horrendous Time in Peter Quill's Life". Let him rest. -The unabashed hints and references dropped. Every five seconds they references someone and it was amazing. -The soundtrack once more! -The reference they did to the first movie where Groot freezes while dancing when Drax sees him. -Groot. That's it. He was amazing. -Mantis and Drax's incredibly weird but endearing platonic relationship that I hope stays platonic forever because it's too good. -Someone must tell Mantis she's beautiful every day this girl needs it. -Teach Mantis to smile and love herself !!! -Big Sister Gamora must take Mantis under her wing and teach her not to take shit from anyone. -Dad Peter at the end with Groot. Takes after his dad Yondu. Next he'll threaten to eat Groot. -The inappropriately times jokes. There's so much more good parts to this movie but I've rambled on too long already. It must be watched!!


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9 years ago

Ever since the infamous pizza picture of Tadashi surfaced, i.e, this beauty— 

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I have a headcanon that Tadashi is naturally a protective and messy eater. Like, he eats like an airplane, arms on the table, almost circling his plate and protects his food. It’s a subconscious thing he’s done since he was younger, because Hiro always picked food off of Tadashi’s plate. Now, it’s more of a habitual thing that he does, though Hiro occasionally tries to pick food from Tadashi.

Thus, the messy eating comes into play. He eats fast. Like, exceedingly, with small breaks in between his munches. The faster he ate, the less Hiro could take from him. He likes to eat with his hands, something that Cass finds funny, especially when it comes down to food that you use eating utensils for. Because if it were up to Tadashi, he’d use his hands to eat anything and everything. 


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5 years ago

I love how at the start of hxh gon was like: I’m going to use my animal instinct and fishing pole to get around the problem uniquely because I’m a cute little feral boy and I just want friends and some fun!!!

But by the end he was like: I’m full of teen angst and I’m gonna PUNCH this problem SO HARD it turns to PULP because my life is already spiralling out of control age (14)


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8 years ago

How everyone in Miraculous Ladybug turned out to be gay (for Ladybug)

Just thought of this recently, and just really enjoyed the idea of Ladybug becoming a symbol of hope to many subgroups in Paris, and especially to teens and the LGBT+ community. Like imagine one day LB is chatting to some reporter, and the question of her sexuality comes up (the reporter hoping to get a glimpse of maybe LadyNoir??). What she gets is a shrug and smile as LB says that she finds all genders beautiful and deserving of love; specifically that she is hopelessly in love with people of other genders aside from simply male. Needless to say, everyone is both shocked and excited by the news of LB being pansexual. Suddenly LB is a symbol and advocate of the LGBT+ community and she just...rolls with it. She loves being able to speak out about her sexuality, and she's often encourages others to speak up as well, to not be afraid because love is just love! And Chat is in the background internally torn about the whole thing as on one hand, God his Lady is so cool and she deserves to be loved by all genders as well. On the other hand he has to contend with more competition. Damn it. But in every interview he fully supports LB, citing that while he may be heterosexual, he still stands up for LGBT+ rights and desires for everyone to be comfortable with their sexuality in society, just like his Lady. (Now Chat's also a advocate for the LGBT+ community, and often fundraisers and makes speeches alongside LB for the cause) All this support leads, well, basically to majority of Marinette's class coming out of the closet. Everyone knows Alya is bi. Like, super bi. She just excretes bisexuality wherever she goes, especially whenever she talks about her hero crush Ladybug (Marinette's still can't stop blushing whenever her best friend rants about Ladybug's 'shapely calves' and how she was 'so gay for the buff babe.') Then Rose softly comes out as bi, followed closely by Juleka admitting her status as a lesbian, as well as her relationship with Rose. Max bluntly states his asexuality, while Nathanael and Sabrina are a bit more hesitant in coming out as gender fluid and lesbian respectively. Marinette's equally as hesitant to admit her pansexuality, but she's fully supported by others around her (which she finds ironic, as just yesterday she made a public speech about safe zones and coming out when the time was right for you, which probably motivated most of her classmates). During this whole thing Marinette (and most of the class) are expecting Chloe to raise a huge fuss about the whole thing. But when finally prompted by a hesitant Adrien, she simply tosses her head and says 'it would be a crime to keep everyone from admiring my beauty. Besides, it's clear that I have the easiest shot with Ladybug now that I know she's interested in girls.' Cue majority of the class yelling about who would get with Ladybug (as you can't tell me most of Paris isn't gay for the superhero duo, like damn), Alya and Chloe being the biggest contenders, and Adrien secretly vowing to up his game as Chat in order to even have a chance with his Lady.


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9 years ago

YES ITS FINALLY DONE

First it was a fanfiction, then it was the audio. And now it’s been animated, thanks to forsaken-spirits, thekuiwi, finch-wing, maplespyder, mistypancakez, and gatorgem. Anything else you could want to know is in the video description.

If you like pinescone or just shitty fanfictions written at 4:20 a.m. then buckle up because it doesn’t get any better than this.

8 years ago

With all the amazing hype about Lup being trans (bless you Griffin), I've seen a few people question what Lup's birth name was prior to her transition. The only way I want to ever know that information is through a scene where Lup and Taako grab every offending piece of evidence with her old name on it, any other objects that tied her to her unfortunate birth as a male that makes her uncomfortable, as well as a giant sign with her old name on it and just set it all ablaze. Like the only way I wanna know about the name Lup left behind when she truly became who she was is in a giant bonfire as the twins dance around shouting her true name and setting off magic missiles that spell out her name in giant glittering letters in the night sky. That is all I want out of that scenario.


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8 years ago

The best thing about Blue Exorcist is that the True Cross Academy literally lets a demon that they CLEARLY don't trust be in charge of the entire school. Just like...they don't trust Mephisto at all yet they let him take care of the next gen of exorcists???? Who the hell let this flamboyant sinner take control???


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5 years ago

Every year without fail 4/13 comes along and without fail my dash is FULL of Homestuck. I can’t help but be impressed with the dedication of Homestuck fans because they never fail to hit the anniversary no matter how many years go by, and that kind of dedication is hard to see except for outside events like HP fans on September 1st. But the real impressive thing is I have never interacted with Homestuck, have never followed someone for Homestuck, but like some kind of sleeper agent pandemic my dash is full of Homestuck from users I NEVER suspected were interested in it. They reveal their true colours and I am helpless to do anything but be bombarded


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