When I Listened To The Adventure Zone I Swore Off Of Taagnus As It Seemed Too Brotherly For Me. I Was

if big hero 6 had a gag reel

Hiro: Tadashi is gone! *he slams his fist so hard on Baymax he pops a hole on his chest* ...T-that wasn't supposed to happen...

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Tadashi: Someone has to help! *runs but trips on the first few steps* D-darn, and I looked kinda cool running off like that...

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Fred: ...D-Dad? *loud fart noise*

Stan: ...*gets up and leaves the set without saying a word*

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Fred: Welcome to mi casa! That's Spanish for my house! Oh wait, was I supposed to get that wrong...?

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Tadashi: I'm not giving up on you. *grabs Hiro by the legs and tries to lift him but accidentally bumps his head on the floor and then on the bedpost*

Hiro: Times like this I wish I was the older brother in this movie so I can do that to you too.

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Yokai: *when confronting Krei, his mask won't lift up* H-hey, I think this thing is stuck--h-help? I think we got a real setback here!

Krei: *mutters to someone offscreen* He doesn't know I tampered with his mask, don't tell him.

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Gogo: *runs Wasabi's car directly in the path of the camera*

Director: ...There goes a hundred thousand dollars off my paycheck again.

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Wasabi: We can't go up against that guy! We're--ummm--

Gogo: How hard is it to forget one word? Nerd!

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Yokai: *after a montage of him tripping off of his platform of microbots countless of times* I am getting too old for this...

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Baymax: *while Fred is singing Fred's Angels, he starts beatboxing*

Hiro: Okay, I didn't teach you that... *looks at everyone*

Everyone: *bursts into laughter*

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Gogo: *throws her disc, it hits the camera instead*

Director: Goddamn it, not again!

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Hiro: *falls off the moped as they were getting away from Yama*

Yama: *helps Hiro up* Whoa, that was one heck of a fall--you okay?

Hiro: ...are we filming Tadashi's death scene yet? *is dazed*

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Aunt Cass: Are you two okay?

Hiro and Tadashi: Yes, Auntie.

Aunt Cass: *pinches both their ears* Then what the f--- were you thinking--

Hiro: You can't swear in a Disney movie, Auntie.

Tadashi: See? He told her.

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Hiro: *throws Mochi up the stairs, glass breaking and other things breaking are heard*

Baymax: You missed, Hiro.

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Callaghan: I want my daughter back.

Krei: *on the side, making faces as he mimics Cal*

Callaghan: *looks at him, covers his face with microbots, and then chuckles about it* Not this time, Krei.

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Cass: Stress eating! *chokes on donut* G-great, that's more stress that I don't need--cut! Cut!

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Baymax: *in the middle of their fight with Yokai at Krei Tech* L-low batteryyyyyyy--

Yokai: Uh-oh, someone didn't charge their nursebot before filming...

Hiro: Could you not.

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Fred: School mascot by day, but by night-- *flips around, accidentally lets go of his sign and it flies into the camera, destroying it*

Director: GOD CAN WE NOT DO THIS AGAIN?

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Tadashi: Hiro-- *signals for him to follow him to his lab, but forgets to open door and hits it facefirst*

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Honey: *on the side, applying makeup to Baymax's face*

Baymax: I fail to see how makeup will make me a better healthcare companion.

Honey: Don't resist it; it brings out the roundness in your face.

Hiro: You know that'll all be ruined once we get to the fight scenes, right?

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Baymax: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain? *displays Hiro's internet history on his chest rather than the chart* Oh no...

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Callaghan: But you should know that Mr. Krei has cut corners and ignore sound science--

Krei: *on the side, mimicking Cal's words while making a face*

Callaghan: *makes a bewildered face at him*

Krei: Oh, I thought we weren't filming.

Hiro: Why do these two have a higher paycheck than I do again?

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Tadashi: Someone has to help!

*before he could run in, a sudden storm suddenly rages down on the entire set*

Hiro: I guess you're not gonna die today, huh, bro?

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Baymax: Tadashi is here. *points to Tadashi on the director's chair; everyone laughs*

Hiro: *laughs into the camera* And you thought we would kill him off, did you?

#these 3 all love each other they just don't see it yet and are too much of a mess to realize#travis literally said gift giving is a way to share affection for the first time#and he got both jester and caleb something#jester clearly likes both of them and is probably SUPER CONFLICTED#meanwhile Fjord and Caleb are just... fucking dumbasses who don't get that they like each other too and they both love Jester#TOP ROW IS MY OT3#critical role#widofjorester

TOP ROW RIGHTS

y’all are missing out on the funniest relationship dynamic of CR2

Forget about the tangled web of love that stretches between the M9 (barring Caduceus our aroace king of staying out of drama), I would love if the love triangle between Fjord, Jester and Caleb just somehow naturally fell into a little triad all on its own.

Like no dramatic love confessions, they do that shit constantly with each other in secret little ways, but just Jester coming home to her mother like

Jester: mama I want to introduce my partners to you

The Ruby: ah yes that handsome orc boy that you kept going on about, he was so–

The Ruby: wait, partners???

Jester: lmao yeah I have Fjord, who rejected an eldritch monster he was accidentally raising to get close with Mother Nature herself, but that hobo wizard who eventually cleaned himself up and became one of the most powerful casters around is also my bf.

The Ruby, the actual sex god on this plane of existence and all others: hell yeah my daughter deserves the best, get ‘em my baby girl.

The dynamics of it are so funny as well. Like, Caleb is a highly respected wizard now under the tutelage of several powerful figures, so any time he goes to some sort of elbow-rubbing-fancy-pancy wizard event he of course brings his beaus.

And people are like??? “Ah yes, members of the iconic and world-saving group you are part of Mr Widogast, they must be of such high pedigree.”

And then someone recognises Fjord as Captain Tusktooth who had some sort of fake accent going on for years at a time (and didn’t he sleep with that Captain lady who was horny for water or something??? And then get her killed by the pirate king? There was something about a forbidden eldritch god?) and is praying that Mr Widogast’s other partner is normal–

but the first thing that Jester tells anyone is: “have y’all heard about my mother, best lay in the land? I am the daughter of the greastest sexer around and my childhood imaginary friend is my personal god, anyway how are you?”

Even better, out of the three, the tiny blue tiefling is the only one who can pick up and hoist their partners around, making the comical sight of long-cat and long-suffering Caleb being slung bonelessly over one shoulder, while a blushing Fjord is held like a football under the other as Jester parades them down the street in her cute frilly dresses.

Fucking FjordxJesterxCaleb is where the good shit is at wake up sheeple

found the best twitter 

this idea was funnier when i thought of it at 3 am i swear

Reasons why I am single..

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

This is brilliant.

Big Hero 6  | Title + Characters

Marinette’s first transformation scene in Syren: the usual. boring. clearly the animator’s can’t be bothered to do more than a happy or sad sequence.

The reality: Marinette struggling to stay hidden inside a crate on the water. awkwardly sticking a leg out while transforming. getting soaked by water every time she tries to do her usual cutesy spin. finishing her transformation by spitting out water over the side of the crate with the oar digging into her side.

lil gruvia au for melon  (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧