Cover Of The Calimari Inkantation In The Style Of Omega-3!

themes commonly found in international friendships

- ‘u dont have (insert food/music/restaurant here) over there??’ - ‘wait what time is it. shouldnt u be asleep’ - alternatively: timezoned/clockblocked again - ‘do u need a hug. have a virtual hug’ - weird slang terms - ‘i will fight everyone thats mean to u. i will fight them rn’ - vague embarrassment regarding ur accent - ‘dont maKE ME COME OVER THERE’ - ‘oh yeah i have a friend who lives in (insert country here) and apparently’ - no real hugs :(( - suffering - fahrenheit vs celsius - the measuring of things in feet fucks one of u up, probably

I wish I could reblog an ad because for some reason this badly edited gallon of honey is hilarious to me.

if theres anything you want crushed and ruined just let me know

ill put it in my mangle

In case anyone finds it helpful because mobility aids are horrifically expensive and inaccessible…

And for those people who have access to mobility devices but might benefit from a second chair they can abuse without risking expensive damage…

Erik Kondo has made a website, Open Source Innovations, that details plans for DIY wheelchairs. These wheelchairs can be made from common materials like wood, plastic, and pvc. They are lightweight and can be custom fit to the user allowing from the same degree of movement you would get from a custom chair. And they are durable and easily repairable. (he has been stress testing his latest design by dropping it down stairs, dropping it out of a car, launching it across a driveway, and throwing it off a deck). Its 12lbs and I think he said its was in the $200 ish range for parts.

He also is working on cheap, open source, accessible designs for beach chairs, off road chairs, motorized attachments (think smart drive), and so on. Plus he skateboards in his wheelchair. Cool dude, helpful info, pass it on.

He sittin

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Fr. Like… Say that again and you’ll also be needing a cane by the time I’m done with you.

The ableds can shut up

'oh its weird to see you with a cane' you have gotten comfortable and familiar seeing me be in constant pain

i'll walk into the landscape, i won't come back!

Awww but can you do it? 4 me?

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

@eroticismofthemachinedetector