Mmmm

I’m sorry I had to when I noticed his short shorts😓😭

Why are all the 'grown up' toothpastes mint flavored?

I remember when I was younger I got this nicely flavored toothpaste that was this nice shade of blue and it was sparkly and it tasted so good. I actually enjoyed brushing my teeth because of the flavor of it that I can only dub as 'sparkle blue'

now every time i brush my teeth i gag because the mint is too strong.

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

'The Moonlight March' by Annie Stegg.

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

god how did i forget alphys undertale was such a huge robot freak. she was always the realest

a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted

their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"

"Every writer"?

come on

So this is the original version of the image. Amazing

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

I wish I could reblog an ad because for some reason this badly edited gallon of honey is hilarious to me.

“Oh! To inkfish I just go by Tammie. I mainly just travel to gather up what you guys call ‘junk’ and to perhaps snatch up food. Salmon’s gotta eat! Also you guys have cool stickers and it’s hard to find them” they laughed a bit. They found it strange that it was so frowned on to take stuff from trash, but she decided it wasn’t a good time to bring it up.

“What about you?”

The salmonid was just about to go out to scavenge for items when she found a building she hadn’t gone by before.

“Huh. Well I did take a different route today” muttered Tammie.

They inched closer, searching the area for any unwanted items. They couldn’t help but notice the smell of food- and also the scent that a surface dweller lived here.

“Why would someone live so close to salmonid territory?” She pandered. The chum’s personality got the best of them and they peaked their head inside the window.

[ @friend-of-inkfish ]

Inside the home, the salmonid could see the figure of an inkling working on something - it looked like a weapon, a splatling, though it didn't quite look like one that Tammie would have seen normally, definitely having been modified time and time again.

The inkfish seemed very focused on her work, her mismatched eyes barely moved as she fixed up some wires inside her weapon. Her ears, which were tinged green like the colour of salmon ink, twitched slightly as she leaned forward, adjusting and cutting a coppery wire, then placing the length between two ports in the machinery of the splatling. Her simalarly stained hands weren't shaking, she seemed to be very skilled at what she was doing.