EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOURE DOING !!!!!!!!!!!!

when santa doesn't sneak a hockey player from the toronto maple leafs under the tree :/

jake oettinger you are a king. i love you

Leafs discourse is literally just the barbie monologue. Like if they don't show emotion they don't care but if they dare exhibit any frustration they're whiny children. They have to stand up for themselves and play with grit otherwise they're soft but they can't be too aggressive or you're a selfish liability. Have to be confident, but not cocky, play nice with the media even when being asked the most invasive questions lest you be labeled undeserving and rude etc etc

Captain, Oh Captain

bitch me too

I can’t imagine him anywhere but Toronto, but if he does he will fucking kill it wherever and I hope these stupid people realize how much he actually does and how hard he works

Since bitter L*afs fans are so desperate to trade Mitch, I hope he goes somewhere and thrives

happy birthday cas!

the way im holding on to dear life just for the slightest chance that larry comes out in the future is pathetic

It’s my favorite persons birthday<3 happy birthday mitchy!