Fates Collide

meeting perona

in which you meet the girl that had to deal with zoro for two years and surprisingly get along

artists. zoro roronoa x gn!reader ft. wing woman!perona

genre. fluff, comedy

warnings. none except slight spoilers

notes. perona is so different from me and my likes, but i just wanna talk with her and make fun of everyone together <3 LIKE WHEN THE STRAW HAT CREW REUNITES, JUST IMAGINE SEEING HER AND TAKING ABOUT HOW IDIOTIC ZORO IS😩✋🏼

“zoro?! since when did you learn directions?!” you asked, surprised to see the swordsman. he was the first from the crew that you saw.

“oh shut up y/n!” he angrily yelled back, a tick mark clear on his forehead. “for the record, i came here early so that ghost girl doesn’t get lost.”

you tilt your head to the side, “ghost girl?”

all of a sudden, you see a pink haired girl with an umbrella smacking him in the head. “me? getting lost?! don’t play with me, idiotic swordsman!”

you were surprised to see it was perona, who you thought was with gecko moria. however, this time felt different with her. you let out a laugh, catching their attention, “i knew you couldn’t get here by yourself, moss brains!”

perona also let out a laugh, “you can’t believe how many times he’d gone the wrong direction!”

your smile reached your eyes, happy to have someone to talk to about the idiotic swordsman. “now, perona was it? how was it being with this idiot for two whole years?”

“ugh i can’t believe i’ve had to deal with him for so long!” perona groaned, both of you completely forgetting zoro and ignored his yelling for you two to stop. “you’d point at the direction and he’d go the wrong way!”

you nodded along with her, “i made him a map and he went the opposite way! and i know he’s lying when he says my drawing skills suck!”

“he blames on me for getting ‘lost’. ugh i’m so glad he’s leaving!” perona let out a groan before looking at you apologetically, “just thinking about being on your crew makes it feel like my ghost went through me.”

the two of you continue talking, laughing at the times zoro’s idiocy had made you two want to give up on life itself. zoro tried to yell at both of you to stop, his face blushing bright red from embarrassment.

after a few hours of making fun of the green haired boy, you had to go and get some shopping done and left the two together at the bar.

perona gave zoro a smirk, making the swordsman glare at her. “what do you want now?”

“y’know, your eye scar looks dumb.” perona comments, zoro angrily yelling at her but she continued, “but y/n said you looked cooler. so i guess it’s not that dumb.”

zoro blushed at the compliment. although he didn’t hear you say it, the thought of you saying it made his face feel all warm and fuzzy. “s-shut up.”

“so they’re the infamous y/n i’ve heard you talk about.” perona noted, smirking once more, “no wonder you haven’t shot your shot. they’re too good for you.”

zoro angrily walked up to her, about to hit her head, until she made a ghost appear and go through him. he dropped to his forearms and knees, mumbling the words, “i don’t even deserve to be buried under dirt. i’m below it.”

“you really are hopeless— anyway, even though you don’t deserve the wonderful y/n, they seem to take an attraction to you, i don’t know how, but shoot your shot, i know you can make it.” the pink haired smiled.

the voy looked at the ghost girl, surprised of her words and ignoring her comments. “maybe you’re not so bad, pinky.”

“shut the hell up, idiot!”

perona laughed in her head, happy that there was someone that was able to deal with the greenette. over the two years, the two had grown close despite their arguments and formed a sibling bond. not to mention the fact she doesn’t have to deal with his crappy instincts.

“make sure to make me your bridesmaid, ‘kay zoro?”

“sure— wait, hey! don’t go around making my wedding plans!”

i mean, as long as y/n’s the one i’m marrying, i could care less. he thought, shaking his head before chasing the ghost girl with a red face, embarrassed from her teasing.

lost

where you find zoro lost and figured out a solution

artists. zoro roronoa x gn!reader

genre. fluff

warnings. spoilers? idk it’s just pure fluff w teasing

notes. i can’t get this concept out of my mind so i’m just writing it out. based on water 7 saga: post enies lobby

“zoro? is that you?” you called out, looking at the moss headed boy in the alleyway.

zoro turned around, looking at you in surprise. “oh, hey l/n. i thought you’re with sanji today?”

you just nodded as he walked up to you, “i was, but it got pretty annoying to stop at every beautiful woman.” you let out a laugh, before turning your attention back to him, “did you get lost again~?”

zoro scoffed, crossing his arms over his chest, “yeah right. when have i ever been lost?”

you sweatdropped, about to list the times, but instead shook your head. “mhm, right… so what’re you doing in this sketchy alleyway? hiding from your family?”

the boy felt heat creeping up to his ears and cheeks, “h-hey now, i told you not to talk about that…”

you just let out a laugh, finding his expression cute. he blushed even further, so you decided to let him off this time, “alright, well i need some help cutting up some food to surprise the crew. mind helping me on the cutting part?”

“uh, sure. lead the way.” zoro says, following you.

he was able to keep up for a few minutes before losing you when you took a right.

the swordsman grumbled, looking around the unfamiliar alleyway, wondering when he’d gotten lost (he turned left instead of right). before he could take another left, your voice popped up again.

“you’ve never gotten lost, huh?” you teased, making the boy blush once more.

“s-shut up!”

you laugh, holding out your hand. he looked at it weirdly before looking back up at your face, “you need someone to guide you, moss brains. just hold my hand and we’ll be back at the temporary headquarters in no time.”

zoro’s blush reddened even more, looking to the side in a horrible attempt to hide it. he did take your hand though, mumbling the words, “only since you bugged me. wouldn’t want you to get lost.”

you just shake your head, laughing once more making his chest warm. the two of you were like that all the way back. much to zoro’s luck, you two didn’t need yagaras so he was able to hold your hand the rest of the way.

that is until sanji finally called for you to help in the kitchen.

dammit… i really liked their hands. he thought before slipping into deep sleep.

he was soon awaken by nami, telling him dinner was ready. zoro yawned, walking over to the table and sitting next to you.

as soon as he got all his food on his plate, he felt a hand on his right hand. he jumped slightly, looking over to you.

“don’t get too lost into the food~” you teased, laughing as you locked both your hands under the table.

zoro looked at you for a moment before giving a soft smile mixed with a smirk. “whenever i get lost, will you be there?”

“nami’s the navigator for the ship, i’m your navigator for your idiocy.”

a tick mark appeared on his forehead, but it soon disappeared as he chuckles, “that’s fine by me.”

i could get lost forever if that means i could hold their hand.

my current hyper fixation is creating one piece ocs, so i created a moodboard of them.

click on the name to learn more (redirects you to refsheets.net)

MEET THE MABOROSHI MIRAGES !

Ayuko Kaneko

Captain & Combatant

Kazuhiko Kaneko

First mate & Swordsman

WIP

Mikazuki Kanzaki

Quartermaster & Cook

Takehiko Kanzaki

Navigator & Sniper

Koshiro Kaneko

Scholar & Doctor

fates collide

#02 terms and conditions

# FUN FACT

— yuuji and atsumu immediately spammed akaashi’s phone, wondering if he thinks they actually share the same brain cell they definitely do

— kuroo had the idea for months, and then told kenma and tsukki about a month ago

— if you click on kenma’s message, it actually takes you to a terms and conditions page

— akaashi and shimizu found it funny so they decided not to text

— the group chat has been up for 3 months, and even though y/n created the gc, kuroo wanted to say the last line

previous┊masterlist┊next

fates collide

#00.25 intro | Athletic Nerds

# FUN FACTS

— the reason why there are so many comments in tsukki’s twt is bc the 1st and 2nd years of the karasuno vbc unofficially agreed to always argue there the 3rd years try to contain them

— y/n would unfollow kenma every time he beats her in a game this time, it was Among Us

— akaashi and kuroo are the only ones who actually keeps their matching banners with their team tsukishima didn’t like that hinata and kageyama were in the team’s banner

the volleyball idiots ┊ masterlist ┊ next

# zoro layouts

⌗ like or reblog if u save.

...art by Feleven on twitter // credits in ur bio!!

↻ ZORO MOODBOARD 🧺

like or rb if you save

dont mind me💆‍♀️

I want to live by myself when I move out of my parent's place but I'm really afraid of money problems? I'm afraid that the only place I can afford will be in the ghetto and it'll all be torn apart and I'll only be allowed to eat one granola bar a week. I'm really stressing out about this. I don't know anything about after school life. I don't know anything about paying bills or how to buy an apartment and it's really scaring me. is there anything you know that can help me?

HI darling,

I’ve actually got a super wonderful masterpost for you to check out:

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants

Getting an apartment

Money

earn rewards by taking polls

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

how to get free therapy

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

how to avoid a hangover

a list of stress relievers

how to remove a splinter

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Job

time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to knit

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

100 tips for life

Apartments/Houses/Moving

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 1: Are You Sure? (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 2: Finding the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 3: Questions to Ask about the Damn Apartment (The Responsible One)

Moving Out and Getting an Apartment, Part 4: Packing and Moving All of Your Shit (The Responsible One)

How to Protect Your Home Against Break-Ins (The Responsible One)

Education

How to Find a Fucking College (The Sudden Adult)

How to Find Some Fucking Money for College (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do When You Can’t Afford Your #1 Post-Secondary School (The Sudden Adult)

Stop Shitting on Community College Kids (Why Community College is Fucking Awesome) (The Responsible One)

How to Ask for a Recommendation Letter (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a College Major (The Sudden Adult)

Finances

How to Write a Goddamn Check (The Responsible One)

How to Convince Credit Companies You’re Not a Worthless Bag of Shit (The Responsible One)

Debit vs Credit (The Responsible One)

What to Do if Your Wallet is Stolen/Lost (The Sudden Adult)

Budgeting 101 (The Responsible One)

Important Tax Links to Know (The Responsible One)

How to Choose a Bank Without Screwing Yourself (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting

How to Write a Resume Like a Boss (The Responsible One)

How to Write a Cover Letter Someone Will Actually Read (The Responsible One)

How to Handle a Phone Interview without Fucking Up (The Responsible One)

10 Sites to Start Your Job Search (The Responsible One)

Life Skills

Staying in Touch with Friends/Family (The Sudden Adult)

Bar Etiquette (The Sudden Adult)

What to Do After a Car Accident (The Sudden Adult)

Grow Up and Buy Your Own Groceries (The Responsible One)

How to Survive Plane Trips (The Sudden Adult)

How to Make a List of Goals (The Responsible One)

How to Stop Whining and Make a Damn Appointment (The Responsible One)

Miscellaneous

What to Expect from the Hell that is Jury Duty (The Responsible One)

Relationships

Marriage: What the Fuck Does It Mean and How the Hell Do I Know When I’m Ready? (Guest post - The Northwest Adult)

How Fucked Are You for Moving In with Your Significant Other: An Interview with an Actual Real-Life Couple Living Together™ (mintypineapple  and catastrofries)

Travel & Vehicles

How to Winterize Your Piece of Shit Vehicle (The Responsible One)

How to Make Public Transportation Your Bitch (The Responsible One)

Other Blog Features

Apps for Asshats

Harsh Truths & Bitter Reminders

Asks I’ll Probably Need to Refer People to Later

Apartments (or Life Skills) - How Not to Live in Filth (The Sudden Adult)

Finances - Tax Basics (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Copy of Your Birth Certificate (The Responsible One)

Important Documents - How to Get a Replacement ID (The Responsible One)

Health - How to Deal with a Chemical Burn (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - List of Jobs Based on Social Interaction Levels (The Sudden Adult)

Job Hunting - How to Avoid Falling into a Pit of Despair While Job Hunting (The Responsible One)

Job Hunting - Questions to Ask in an Interview (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - First-Time Flying Tips (The Sudden Adult)

Life Skills - How to Ask a Good Question (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Reasons to Take a Foreign Language (The Responsible One)

Life Skills - Opening a Bar Tab (The Sudden Adult)

Relationships - Long Distance Relationships: How to Stay in Contact (The Responsible One)

Adult Cheat Sheet:

what to do if your pet gets lost

removing stains from your carpet

how to know if you’re eligible for food stamps

throwing a dinner party

i’m pregnant, now what?

first aid tools to keep in your house

how to keep a clean kitchen

learning how to become independent from your parents

job interview tips

opening your first bank account

what to do if you lose your wallet

tips for cheap furniture

easy ways to cut your spending

selecting the right tires for your car

taking out your first loan

picking out the right credit card

how to get out of parking tickets

how to fix a leaky faucet

get all of your news in one place

getting rid of mice & rats in your house

when to go to the e.r.

buying your first home

how to buy your first stocks

guide to brewing coffee

first apartment essentials checklist

coping with a job you hate

30 books to read before you’re 30

what’s the deal with retirement?

difference between insurances

Once you’ve looked over all those cool links, I have some general advice for you on how you can have some sort of support system going for you:

Reasons to move out of home

You may decide to leave home for many different reasons, including:

wishing to live independently

location difficulties – for example, the need to move closer to university

conflict with your parents

being asked to leave by your parents.

Issues to consider when moving out of home

It’s common to be a little unsure when you make a decision like leaving home. You may choose to move, but find that you face problems you didn’t anticipate, such as:

Unreadiness – you may find you are not quite ready to handle all the responsibilities.

Money worries – bills including rent, utilities like gas and electricity and the cost of groceries may catch you by surprise, especially if you are used to your parents providing for everything. Debt may become an issue.

Flatmate problems – issues such as paying bills on time, sharing housework equally, friends who never pay board, but stay anyway, and lifestyle incompatibilities (such as a non-drug-user flatting with a drug user) may result in hostilities and arguments.

Your parents may be worried

Think about how your parents may be feeling and talk with them if they are worried about you. Most parents want their children to be happy and independent, but they might be concerned about a lot of different things. For example:

They may worry that you are not ready.

They may be sad because they will miss you.

They may think you shouldn’t leave home until you are married or have bought a house.

They may be concerned about the people you have chosen to live with.

Reassure your parents that you will keep in touch and visit regularly. Try to leave on a positive note. Hopefully, they are happy about your plans and support your decision.

Tips for a successful move

Tips include:

Don’t make a rash decision – consider the situation carefully. Are you ready to live independently? Do you make enough money to support yourself? Are you moving out for the right reasons?

Draw up a realistic budget – don’t forget to include ‘hidden’ expenses such as the property’s security deposit or bond (usually four weeks’ rent), connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Communicate – avoid misunderstandings, hostilities and arguments by talking openly and respectfully about your concerns with flatmates and parents. Make sure you’re open to their point of view too – getting along is a two-way street.

Keep in touch – talk to your parents about regular home visits: for example, having Sunday night dinner together every week.

Work out acceptable behaviour – if your parents don’t like your flatmate(s), find out why. It is usually the behaviour rather than the person that causes offence (for example, swearing or smoking). Out of respect for your parents, ask your flatmate(s) to be on their best behaviour when your parents visit and do the same for them.

Ask for help – if things are becoming difficult, don’t be too proud to ask your parents for help. They have a lot of life experience.

If your family home does not provide support

Not everyone who leaves home can return home or ask their parents for help in times of trouble. If you have been thrown out of home or left home to escape abuse or conflict, you may be too young or unprepared to cope.

If you are a fostered child, you will have to leave the state-care system when you turn 18, but you may not be ready to make the sudden transition to independence.

If you need support, help is available from a range of community and government organisations. Assistance includes emergency accommodation and food vouchers. If you can’t call your parents or foster parents, call one of the associations below for information, advice and assistance.

Where to get help

Your doctor

Kids Helpline Tel. 1800 55 1800

Lifeline Tel. 13 11 44

Home Ground Services Tel. 1800 048 325

Relationships Australia Tel. 1300 364 277

Centrelink Crisis or Special Help Tel. 13 28 50

Tenants Union of Victoria Tel. (03) 9416 2577

Things to remember

Try to solve any problems before you leave home. Don’t leave because of a fight or other family difficulty if you can possibly avoid it.

Draw up a realistic budget that includes ‘hidden’ expenses, such as bond, connection fees for utilities, and home and contents insurance.

Remember that you can get help from a range of community and government organizations. 

(source)

Keep me updated? xx

fates collide

## the masterlist

IN WHICH y/n l/n moves back to miyagi and lives with her ‘cousin’ and attend a new school. with the struggle of moving and trying to get good grades, she seeks help. she goes to tooru — who’s too wrapped in volleyball and his own problems to help her, so he goes to his bestfriend — who somehow shares the same dream job as her.

pairing. iwaizumi hajime x reader

genre. fluff, humor

status. started 25/06/21 | ongoing | taglist

schedule. inconsistent :P

warnings. foreshadowing of manga spoilers, swearing, sexual jokes (use of daddy from the volleyball idiots™), triggering subjects specified in chapter

an. ignore the time stamps, I make most of the chapters during ungodly hours.

#00 intro | athletic nerds • volleyball idiots

#01 lego bath

#02 terms and conditions

#03 tbd

#04 tbd

#05 tbd

dj booth

request rules

any requests that doesn’t follow the guidelines will be deleted. i’ll try to specify more on the rules and keep it updated whenever so miscommunications don’t happen. i won’t be able to write all the requests, it’s more of a ‘which ones do i feel like’. do not send hate if i haven’t gotten to yours.

what i don’t want in my inbox: incest, creatures, scat, gore/vore, pedophilia.

do not send thirsts. they are for a different account (@sunascrew).

be as specific as possible please, i’m vv slow.

^^ following that, i will write mostly gender neutral, so if you do not specify, i’ll continue writing it as a gn.

do not send spam requests.

i don’t do match ups.

last and not least check, who i write, before sending. if your character isn’t on either lists, just send it and i’ll see.