#02 terms and conditions
# FUN FACT
— yuuji and atsumu immediately spammed akaashi’s phone, wondering if he thinks they actually share the same brain cell they definitely do
— kuroo had the idea for months, and then told kenma and tsukki about a month ago
— if you click on kenma’s message, it actually takes you to a terms and conditions page
— akaashi and shimizu found it funny so they decided not to text
— the group chat has been up for 3 months, and even though y/n created the gc, kuroo wanted to say the last line
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where you find zoro lost and figured out a solution
artists. zoro roronoa x gn!reader
genre. fluff
warnings. spoilers? idk it’s just pure fluff w teasing
notes. i can’t get this concept out of my mind so i’m just writing it out. based on water 7 saga: post enies lobby
“zoro? is that you?” you called out, looking at the moss headed boy in the alleyway.
zoro turned around, looking at you in surprise. “oh, hey l/n. i thought you’re with sanji today?”
you just nodded as he walked up to you, “i was, but it got pretty annoying to stop at every beautiful woman.” you let out a laugh, before turning your attention back to him, “did you get lost again~?”
zoro scoffed, crossing his arms over his chest, “yeah right. when have i ever been lost?”
you sweatdropped, about to list the times, but instead shook your head. “mhm, right… so what’re you doing in this sketchy alleyway? hiding from your family?”
the boy felt heat creeping up to his ears and cheeks, “h-hey now, i told you not to talk about that…”
you just let out a laugh, finding his expression cute. he blushed even further, so you decided to let him off this time, “alright, well i need some help cutting up some food to surprise the crew. mind helping me on the cutting part?”
“uh, sure. lead the way.” zoro says, following you.
he was able to keep up for a few minutes before losing you when you took a right.
the swordsman grumbled, looking around the unfamiliar alleyway, wondering when he’d gotten lost (he turned left instead of right). before he could take another left, your voice popped up again.
“you’ve never gotten lost, huh?” you teased, making the boy blush once more.
“s-shut up!”
you laugh, holding out your hand. he looked at it weirdly before looking back up at your face, “you need someone to guide you, moss brains. just hold my hand and we’ll be back at the temporary headquarters in no time.”
zoro’s blush reddened even more, looking to the side in a horrible attempt to hide it. he did take your hand though, mumbling the words, “only since you bugged me. wouldn’t want you to get lost.”
you just shake your head, laughing once more making his chest warm. the two of you were like that all the way back. much to zoro’s luck, you two didn’t need yagaras so he was able to hold your hand the rest of the way.
that is until sanji finally called for you to help in the kitchen.
dammit… i really liked their hands. he thought before slipping into deep sleep.
he was soon awaken by nami, telling him dinner was ready. zoro yawned, walking over to the table and sitting next to you.
as soon as he got all his food on his plate, he felt a hand on his right hand. he jumped slightly, looking over to you.
“don’t get too lost into the food~” you teased, laughing as you locked both your hands under the table.
zoro looked at you for a moment before giving a soft smile mixed with a smirk. “whenever i get lost, will you be there?”
“nami’s the navigator for the ship, i’m your navigator for your idiocy.”
a tick mark appeared on his forehead, but it soon disappeared as he chuckles, “that’s fine by me.”
i could get lost forever if that means i could hold their hand.
request rules
any requests that doesn’t follow the guidelines will be deleted. i’ll try to specify more on the rules and keep it updated whenever so miscommunications don’t happen. i won’t be able to write all the requests, it’s more of a ‘which ones do i feel like’. do not send hate if i haven’t gotten to yours.
what i don’t want in my inbox: incest, creatures, scat, gore/vore, pedophilia.
do not send thirsts. they are for a different account (@sunascrew).
be as specific as possible please, i’m vv slow.
^^ following that, i will write mostly gender neutral, so if you do not specify, i’ll continue writing it as a gn.
do not send spam requests.
i don’t do match ups.
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┊.˚🪩 ༘┊͙ 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 ; ↳ as a rising star in the tumultuous world of hollywood, you're handed a golden opportunity to boost your career – a fake relationship. what your manager forgot to mention? your leading man is none other than satoru gojo, hollywood's notorious fuckboy. easy? well, not exactly.
pairing: fem!reader x satoru gojo tags: smau/partially written; actor/actress!au, fuckboy!gojo, jjk is a live-action show in this au, fluff/angst/humor length: 1/?? note: AAAAAAAAA im a sucker for fake dating, actor au trope. enjoy besties! <3 taglist details: CURRENTLY CLOSED !!
to be added to the taglist, leave a reply on the MASTERLIST post of the smau (this post!)! the capacity is 50 users so pls be mindful of that!
[disclaimer: the way the reader is portrayed is just for the reason of style/posing! this is not what the reader looks like (she should look like however you’d like her to!) just wanted to clarify!! <;3]
PROFILES ↳ y/n's besties ↳ gojo's group ↳ others
ONE – hold on, i'm dating who?
TWO – the deal
THREE – he will be a pain in the ass
FOUR – satoru, don’t be a whore
FIVE – act like you like her
SIX – meeting and matching hoodies
SEVEN – exclusive! satoru gojo’s party
EIGHT – interrupted movie night
NINE – angus disapproves
TEN – the interview
ELEVEN – it’s giving jealousy
TWELVE – breaking out
THIRTEEN – besties united
FOURTEEN – good night, loser
FIFTEEN – the audition
SIXTEEN – try again?
SEVENTEEN – sleepover
EIGHTEEN – sugar daddy
NINETEEN – we’re booked!
TWENTY – lego flowers
TWENTY & A HALF – friends?
TWENTY ONE – in denial
TWENTY TWO – invitations sent!
TWENTY THREE – i’m literally home
TWENTY FOUR – roommativersary party pt. 1
TWENTY FIVE – roommativersary party pt. 2 ─ BONUS – maki and shoko's texts after the party ─ BONUS – texts from shoko and suguru to gojo
TWENTY SIX – two months later…
TWENTY SEVEN – new character unlocked
TWENTY EIGHT – get her a grammy ─ BONUS – y/n's texts with suguru
TWENTY-NINE – sleepovers n skincare
THIRTY – let’s be honest…
# zoro layouts
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...art by Feleven on twitter // credits in ur bio!!
#01 lego bath
# FUN FACT
— makki, matsu and oikawa agreed to send the meme everytime iwaizumi threatens them — making his threat into something kinky
— kenma stayed up for 2 nights to go from ar 28 to ar 41 in genshin, just so he could get more primogems and get diluc lucky bitch got him and zhongli
— kenma would sometimes record his rolls, getting the character y/n wanted and sending her the screen recording, proceeding to brag about it next time they play co-op
— kuroo and kenma main the cat emojis
— kuroo wasn’t texting at first since he was “mourning” at the fact nekoma didn’t have a manager anymore y/n wasn’t there anymore
— the group knows that y/n and kuroo’s “arguments” are all just jokes, kuroo sometimes texts her to see if she’s fine, and didn’t get offended
a/n can anyone else relate about calling their mom’s friends either aunt or uncle and their kids your cousins 💀? i’m Filipino so i can most of her friends ate or kuya :P
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in which zoro gets jealous of a tiny raccoon dog for unintentionally stealing his s/o’s attention
artists. roronoa zoro x gn! reader ft platonic! chopper
genre. very fluffy
warnings. none
notes. why is it that when when it’s just a random 3 am thought, i get carried away but when it’s anyone else i have a writer’s block like idk what English is
zoro glared at the blue nosed reindeer currently sat on his s/o’s lap. you two were just sitting somewhere on deck while he just finished his work outs at the crows nest up above.
he couldn’t make out what you two were saying, but both your laughters could be heard from where he was. zoro obviously knew neither of you had any other intentions, he just can’t help that he was the one with you.
he could see chopper had a book, most likely either a medical book or storybook — it could be a combination of both. you seemed to be the one reading and explaining to the little reindeer, occasionally pointing at the pages, so zoro assumed it was some type of storybook.
as much as the green haired liked the sight of you getting along with chopper so well, he wanted your attention. so, he asked you the best way he could.
by not asking.
zoro climbed down from the crows nest, only giving you a glance when you’d greeted him. when you noticed he was going the other way, you tilt your head in confusion before finally realizing what he’d wanted.
you picked up chopper from under his arms, surprising him and accidentally dropping the book.
“oh shoot, sorry, chopper.” you apologize, attaching chopper to your hip with one arm while you pick up the book with the other. “let’s go sit with roro, is that okay?”
chopper understood what your intentions were and happily nodded, “yeah! the more the merrier!”
you chuckle with him, walking towards the aquarium, one of your favorite parts about the thousand sunny.
upon walking in, you notice it was only zoro in the booth, and you assume everyone else was either in the kitchen or their respective work rooms. zoro looked over, surprised to see chopper attached to your hip and immediately blush rushed to his face.
‘people aren’t supposed to look that good as a parent— wait, they’re not even a parent. they’d look good as one though.’ zoro thought before shaking his head.
you smiled at him, giving him a kiss on the cheek before flopping next to him. you moved chopper where he could be comfortable sitting between you two.
“chopper and i saved some chapters for you to read. we think you might like them.” he hears you say, but he can’t help but think how domestic this is. it made his chest feel warm and nice.
despite his thoughts, he let out a chuckle, “oh yeah? c’mon chopper, what chapters did you want me to see?”
chopper happily flipped the story book, immediately going to a chapter with a picture of two samurais, one with three swords and another with two swords. “look! that katana looks like it’s your shisui.” he points at one of them.
zoro nodded, impressed at how the reindeer was able to spot that. “you’re right, it does. mind readin’ this story to me?”
chopper nodded, reading the story. close to the end of the story, you and chopper grew tired and took a nap. your head laying on his shoulder while chopper cuddled close to the two of you.
zoro smiled softly, feeling comfortable being with his significant other and chopper. he was about to fall asleep when he saw robin walking in.
seeing the sight, the ravenette smiled, “you three are like a family.”
zoro blushed profusely, embarrassed by her words. “i-it’s not like that. these idiots were just tired!” he immediately stopped talking once he felt you and chopper move slightly before cuddling into him more.
robin let out a tiny snicker, zoro’s attention going back to her. she had a finger pressed to her lips, “shhh. i won’t tell anyone and i’ll close the door to let you three rest.”
she smiled before leaving the room, going back to her observation room. just before she left, she looked over her shoulder to the swordsman, “being a little family isn’t a bad thing, you guys are really cute.”
zoro blushed once more, resisting the urge to yell out in embarrassment. however, he looked back down at you and chopper, smiling softly.
‘little family… yeah, i could get used to this.’
in which you meet the girl that had to deal with zoro for two years and surprisingly get along
artists. zoro roronoa x gn!reader ft. wing woman!perona
genre. fluff, comedy
warnings. none except slight spoilers
notes. perona is so different from me and my likes, but i just wanna talk with her and make fun of everyone together <3 LIKE WHEN THE STRAW HAT CREW REUNITES, JUST IMAGINE SEEING HER AND TAKING ABOUT HOW IDIOTIC ZORO IS😩✋🏼
“zoro?! since when did you learn directions?!” you asked, surprised to see the swordsman. he was the first from the crew that you saw.
“oh shut up y/n!” he angrily yelled back, a tick mark clear on his forehead. “for the record, i came here early so that ghost girl doesn’t get lost.”
you tilt your head to the side, “ghost girl?”
all of a sudden, you see a pink haired girl with an umbrella smacking him in the head. “me? getting lost?! don’t play with me, idiotic swordsman!”
you were surprised to see it was perona, who you thought was with gecko moria. however, this time felt different with her. you let out a laugh, catching their attention, “i knew you couldn’t get here by yourself, moss brains!”
perona also let out a laugh, “you can’t believe how many times he’d gone the wrong direction!”
your smile reached your eyes, happy to have someone to talk to about the idiotic swordsman. “now, perona was it? how was it being with this idiot for two whole years?”
“ugh i can’t believe i’ve had to deal with him for so long!” perona groaned, both of you completely forgetting zoro and ignored his yelling for you two to stop. “you’d point at the direction and he’d go the wrong way!”
you nodded along with her, “i made him a map and he went the opposite way! and i know he’s lying when he says my drawing skills suck!”
“he blames on me for getting ‘lost’. ugh i’m so glad he’s leaving!” perona let out a groan before looking at you apologetically, “just thinking about being on your crew makes it feel like my ghost went through me.”
the two of you continue talking, laughing at the times zoro’s idiocy had made you two want to give up on life itself. zoro tried to yell at both of you to stop, his face blushing bright red from embarrassment.
after a few hours of making fun of the green haired boy, you had to go and get some shopping done and left the two together at the bar.
perona gave zoro a smirk, making the swordsman glare at her. “what do you want now?”
“y’know, your eye scar looks dumb.” perona comments, zoro angrily yelling at her but she continued, “but y/n said you looked cooler. so i guess it’s not that dumb.”
zoro blushed at the compliment. although he didn’t hear you say it, the thought of you saying it made his face feel all warm and fuzzy. “s-shut up.”
“so they’re the infamous y/n i’ve heard you talk about.” perona noted, smirking once more, “no wonder you haven’t shot your shot. they’re too good for you.”
zoro angrily walked up to her, about to hit her head, until she made a ghost appear and go through him. he dropped to his forearms and knees, mumbling the words, “i don’t even deserve to be buried under dirt. i’m below it.”
“you really are hopeless— anyway, even though you don’t deserve the wonderful y/n, they seem to take an attraction to you, i don’t know how, but shoot your shot, i know you can make it.” the pink haired smiled.
the voy looked at the ghost girl, surprised of her words and ignoring her comments. “maybe you’re not so bad, pinky.”
“shut the hell up, idiot!”
perona laughed in her head, happy that there was someone that was able to deal with the greenette. over the two years, the two had grown close despite their arguments and formed a sibling bond. not to mention the fact she doesn’t have to deal with his crappy instincts.
“make sure to make me your bridesmaid, ‘kay zoro?”
“sure— wait, hey! don’t go around making my wedding plans!”
i mean, as long as y/n’s the one i’m marrying, i could care less. he thought, shaking his head before chasing the ghost girl with a red face, embarrassed from her teasing.