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2 years ago

Do you have any prompts for keeping a secret? (specifically a relationship secret/forbidden lovers.)

I do! Let me know if you want me to add more prompts.

Forbidden Romance Prompts

Prompts

A is an angel assigned to guarding C and leading them into a good life. B is a demon who was assigned to make C the worst person in earth. As they work against each other, they end up falling in love, with only heaven and hell between them.

A has been cursed to kill whomever they fall in love with. Problems arrive when they start to fall for B.

It’s the biggest trial of the year and the whole world is watching. Stakes are higher and tension is higher. Little do they know, the prosecutor and defence attorney are in love.

A big company is very against coworkers dating. They prefer coworkers to see each other as competition. Of course, coworkers A and B fall for each other anyways.

A and B have contradicting magical powers that are incompatible to the point of them destroying each other if they get close. This doesn’t stop them from falling in love.

A accidentally gets sent back in time and falls in love with B. Problem is, A has a partner (and possibly a kid) at home.

(Alternate for 6) in the future, B ends up despising A.

A is very close with their sibling, C. They don’t know how to tell C that they’re secretly dating C’s ex, B.

A is an angel who runs into B (a demon) while checking out earth. They hit it off and meet up several more times before they discover what the other one is. Already too deep to quit, they try find a way to keep their love secret from heaven and hell.

Oneliners

“I’m just holding out for a day where I can tell everyone about us”

“Shhhhh quiet! Someone will hear!” “I don’t care if anyone hears. I want everyone to hear. IM IN LOVE WITH A!”

“You told them about us. I-I trusted you and you told them”

“You don’t understand. If I tell them about us, my life is over” “Your life won’t be over. You’ll have a life with me”

“Why did you just kiss me?” “Because I’m sick of people telling me I can’t”

“We shouldn’t do this. This is a terrible idea” “you’re right . . . wanna do it again?” “Oh god yes”

2 years ago
I Hope Tsuru Is Super Smug

I hope Tsuru is super smug

2 months ago
Here's My Two Cents 🤗💗

Here's my two cents 🤗💗

2 years ago
Happy Birthday Zoro!!!

Happy Birthday Zoro!!!

2 years ago

Ghost Train - a ZoLu fic - Chapter 2

Chapter 2: Momentary Bliss

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Two weeks passed by in a flash, summer break had officially started for the students of Grandline State University, Zoro was packing his stuff last minute and trying to hurry up before Nami and Vivi come by and pick him up. The last thing he needed to have was Nami yelling or smacking the shit out of his head.

Speak of the devil, his phone was buzzing, he dug it out of his pocket to see a text from Nami.

"From: Little Witch at 12:15PM

You have 5 minutes to finish packing, were almost to your dorm"

Zoro rubbed his face at the threat, thankfully he was almost done,  it helped that his kendo equipment was already neatly bound together. He was packing the last of his clothes and then went to put the final shirt in, the shirt of his favorite band that came in the mail yesterday. Zoro was panicked when he got the email after the day everyone was together saying,

"Customer Roronoa Zoro,

We apologize for the notice, order #11090505 has been delayed, for more information click this link below"

He wanted to smack his face when he first got it, but after waiting, he finally placed the last shirt in his suitcase. Exactly 2 minutes later he heard knocking at his door.

He picked up his kendo bag and suitcase and walked towards the door, opening the door, he was greeted by Nami and her girlfriend Vivi.

"That's everything your bringing Zoro?" Nami looked at his suitcase with a skeptical look.

"I don't need to bring a whole store with me for a trip Nami," Nami rolled her eyes at the remark.

"Well we have a huge R.V. so you can put your stuff in the back, you're the first one we picked up too, so you get first dibs on where to sit," Vivi told Zoro as she gave him a brief side-hug to say hello and then went to pop open the trunk for Zoro.

When Zoro walked into the R.V. he looked around and was impressed at the quality of the vehicle, "Nice R.V. Vivi," Zoro briefly said before he found the couch towards the back; In no time he fell asleep as soon as he lay on the cushion.

When Zoro woke up again, it was due to Usopp and Chopper fighting over the last seat, he saw everyone already in the vehicle as well.

It was starting to get on his nerves, (as if he wasn't a short fuse anyway when it came to his friends) he just wanted to nap the whole way, or at least most of it.

"Usopp didn't he help you get an 'A' on your last assignment, let him choose where he wants to sit before I make you sit with me." Zoro saw Usopp roll his eyes and let Chopper take the seat.

"Thanks, bro," Chopper got settled and now everything was ready to go.  Nami will be in control of directions, while Franky and Jinbe will take turns driving.

"Okay guys get comfortable, Dawn Island is roughly 12 hours away, maybe 10 if we don't run into idiots on the road," Nami told the others in the back.

Franky was the first to drive, Jinbe was going to nap so he can have energy for his turn, and Chopper was playing a 3-way hand-console game with Usopp and Sanji. Robin and Brook were both reading their respective books, and Vivi was also napping so she can take over for Nami when they take a break.

Now that Zoro knows that his friends are all busy, he felt at ease, now on to take a nap.

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"So how long are you staying here?" a voice that didn't have a face started speaking, the voice sounded comforting and loving.

"I think the whole summer, I go back to school for the last time around September, " Zoro spoke to the anonymous figure.

"Well make sure to come back, I'll miss you, you're the first company I personally had in a while,"  Zoro looked at them, he grabbed their hand, and held it.

"I promise," after those words were spoken all there was left was a light giggle.

.

.

.

"Zoro, you might want to wake up before Sanji hits you," a gruff voice was talking

"What?"  Zoro was trying to process what he heard

"You warned him Jinbe, at least you tried... NOW WAKE UP MARIMO" and just after that, Zoro woke up to an unpleasantly familiar kick to his side.

"SHIT-BROWS! EVER HEARD OF SHAKING SOMEONE AWAKE?!" Zoro yelled at the blond's face.

"Alright! that's enough boys," Robin closed her book and looked at the two rivals smiling.

"You unsurprisingly slept the whole time Zoro, we're here, help us take our stuff into the house," Nami said as she walked out hand in hand with Vivi.

Zoro sighed, he couldn't get peace for 5 minutes. After a few hours, everyone was completely settled in.

After Sanji cooked everyone and meal, everyone went their separate ways for the night. Zoro was in his room, he immediately opened the window doors towards the balcony. Feeling the nice weather around him, he genuinely felt relaxed, Vivi's beach house had amazing scenery.

'Oh shit," Zoro's eyes widened in surprise, towards the city Zoro was able to see a statue. Standing proud as the 3 lovely boys from Dawn Island were D3. Ace had a bass guitar in his hands, Sabo was on the drums, and Luffy was in the front with his guitar. They were built to perfection in his eyes, while he respected Ace and Sabo, he couldn't help but only look at Luffy's smiling figure.

After realizing he was outside for too long, Zoro went to relax in his bed.

"Now what was that dream I had earlier?" he asked himself as he closed his eyes again for the night.

"Shishishi-" Zoro sat up and furrowed his brows at the noise, after picking the wax he had in his ear, he laid back down to sleep...

Wondering what's to come tomorrow.

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A/N:  Okay! Chapter 2 is done, sorry if the driving scene felt a bit fast-paced, it was hard to write dialogue for all the members save for Luffy. Now..what will love-struck Zoro (even if he won't admit it) dream about? Will the main boy appear soon???? who knows?

Previous Chapter: On Melancholy Hill                  Next: Andromeda


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1 month ago
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— kasey (@katsuqo) September 12, 2024

13.09.2024

I need the light novel in my country as well! I NEED TO READ THIS!

2 years ago

Hi, could you do ghost x ghost prompts?

Anon, I’ve waited my entire life to make these prompts.

Ghost x Ghost OTP Prompts

Prompts

A died decades ago and was fascinated by science and technology. They meet freshly-dead B, who finds joy in telling A all about technological and scientific advancements.

A and B haunt an empty house together. They bond over scaring away potential buyers and delinquent kids.

A and B were lovers when A tragically died. Centuries later, the identical reincarnation of B dies and meets the ghost of A. Does A try to remind B of their past life or do they keep it a secret so they can fall in love with B all over again?

After they died, A completely lost their memory. With the help of B, they try and piece together their life and how it came to an end.

After A dies, they decide to dedicate their afterlife to helping their best friend C. They haunt C’s apartment and clean up after them, turn off ovens before the food burns, takes out the trash and writes grocery lists when they run out of food. After a while, A notices that another ghost is doing the same thing. B, C’s sibling who died a few years prior, is also taking care of C. They bond over their mutual love for C and how much baby-ing C needs.

While chatting about their lives, A and B discover that their paths have crossed multiple times.

A and B were both detectives / mystery addicts when they were alive. They bond over spending their afterlife trying to solve notorious unsolved mysteries.

A and B take turns possessing a human.

With everyone quarantined at home, the streets are (nearly) completely empty. A and B decide to go out on the town and enjoy the emptiness.

A is a paranormal fanatic who is investigating “the most haunted property in the world” when they die in the property. They get to meet B, the ghost who haunts the property. Turns out, B is not a bloodthirsty demon and is just a disgruntled spirit who hates guests.

Oneliners

“You are the least scary ghost I’ve ever seen”

“What do you miss the most about being alive?”

“C’s still alive? Damn I miss them! How are they doing?”

“I never thought that ghosts wouldn’t be able to feel the breeze”

“Damn, things have really changed over the last 300 years”

“Is that- OH MY GOD THAT’S MY CHILDHOOD DOG!”

“Your dead. You have time for me to teach you the piano”

“Wait a minute . . . you killed me!”

“Yay. More paranormal investigators”

“Put on this sheet, they’ll eat it up”

2 years ago
Straw Hat Pirates Mink/ Furry Au + Bonus ASL
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Straw Hat Pirates mink/ furry Au + bonus ASL

2 years ago
WHAT DOU YOU MEAN " SIDON IS NOT IN LOVE WITH LINK!"
WHAT DOU YOU MEAN " SIDON IS NOT IN LOVE WITH LINK!"
WHAT DOU YOU MEAN " SIDON IS NOT IN LOVE WITH LINK!"

WHAT DOU YOU MEAN " SIDON IS NOT IN LOVE WITH LINK!"

ITS WRITTEN IN FUCKING STONE

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