THIS JUST IN: GOBLIN CHILDREN IN EMPIRES ARE CANONICALLY FUCKING. ROCKS? I GUESS?

Hermitcraft headcannon!

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Physical touch!

I headcannon all of Hermitcraft as being SUPER touchy. Like- it is super normalized and cozy.

Grian and Mumbo walking so close their arms brush, sitting so their knees and shoulders bump together, Grians wing practically hugging Mumbo's back.

Tango excitedly grabbing Zed and Impulse's hands to guide them through a build, ZIT having movie nights and cuddling under the blankets.

Etho linking elbows with Bdubs while walking, Bdubs practically hanging off of him while he explains the details of the build. Falling asleep on eachother's shoulders.

Keralis greeting Hermits with a kiss on the cheek or forehead, Wels greeting with a kiss on their knuckles.

Ren nudging his head into any open hands willing to pet him, Doc and Zed bumping heads (gently) with their friends to show affection.

Any horned Hermits headbutting eachother <3

Scar looping an arm around Cub's neck with a cheesy joke, dragging him down into a hug or noogie. Cub batting his hands away and trying to go in for an attack of his own.

Cleo biting Joe out of spite and affection, Joe smacking her with books. Them braiding flowers in eachother's hair, painting eachother's nails.

NHO creating cuddle piles and drowning in blankets, caring for eachother while sick (and totally not all getting sick)

Xisuma not really being able to touch- but still hugging and patting people on the back. Giving people tea and throwing a blanket over them in replacement.

If you headcannon them with a longer tail then they loop it around eachothers arms or legs to stay close.

Hugs are an appropriate greeting, and a thank you, and farewell.

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I want Hermit hugs :(

Impulse... I love you to bits... holding your hand as I say this.... penis crying obsidian. Okay?

Another one!

C!Dream.....I am very conflicted over you.

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Scar definitely didn't do anything wrong!

Oh boy...

Hermitcraft heights according to my brain:

tallest to shortest down, and tallest to shortest in rows (end of row=shortest of category)

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--Creeture (9'-8'):

DocM77

--Big boi (8'-7'):

Rendog, Xisumavoid, ImpulseSV, ZombieCleo

--Tall (7'-6'):

MumboJumbo, Cubfan135, FalseSymmetry, JoeHills, VintageBeef, Hypotizd, Keralis, Welsknight, EthosLab

--Medium (6'-5'5"):

TangoTek, Iskall85, xBCrafted, PearlescentMoon, TinFoilChef, Goodtimeswithscar, GeminiTay, iJevin, ZedaphPlays,

--Small (5'5"-5'):

StressMonster101, Grian, Bdouble0100

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Thank you 👍

Thinking about the bone mage....

This was so much fun to do!! :D

Power of the check.

*pats Joe Hills* This bad boy can fit tons of free dopamine. Nothing like the offical MCYTblr Sexyman to pull you from artblock.

I gotchu

Day 96: Hey! Could you hold him for a sec?

NO FR THO!!! LET ME SEE TANGO LAUGH AT SKIZZ IN DO2

I think at the end of season 9 there should be like. A week where they open the server up for the “and friends” part of Hermits and friends. Get skizz on there, get the empires guys on there, Martyn, all those folks. I wanna see skizz run decked out and I wanna see Martyn be a dramatic little shit in blood on the clocktower.

C!Awesamdude is so complex but he did murder my boy Ranboo soooooo....

More backs! Not sure who I should post next as I don't really like them. lol

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