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Hermits as customers I’ve seen in my various jobs (fast food restaurant, grocery store, and bank)

Doc: confidently declared he could handle suicide- level hot sauce only to end up having a minor asthma attack

Scar: lost 37 bank cards in four months and had a note on her profile to not give her anymore until she could prove she could responsibly use them

Xisuma: insisted that I had to give him free water with his meal and claimed it was illegal for me to withhold the basic right from him (I looked it up, at least where I’m from it is not a law)

Etho: upon me complimenting their My Hero Academia shirt and pins, looked me up and down and said “I’ve never seen the show in my life, stop harassing me”

Ren: asked me out by writing me his number and soundcloud account on the back of an important document, causing me to be investigated by corporate for bribery and collusion

Cleo: said she felt sorry for me being forced to work because of capitalism, turned out to be a stripper who strongly hinted she was robbing the people she performed for

Stress: was very excited to open up their child’s bank account and teach them all about financial responsibility, later was investigated for potential money laundering using the account

Bdubs: took about five minutes looking over the menu to realize we were in fact a shawarma restaurant and not the ice cream store that closed a decade ago

Grian: bought three hundred dollars of bread

Mumbo: broke two different ATMs, both times completely by accident, both resulting in his card accidentally being shredded by the machines

I love so much how "Tango, of the Tek variety" has come to be a template for saying other players names. I just saw a post taking about "Pearl, of the escentmoon variety." Joe of the hills variety. Cleo of the zombie variety. Ren of the dog variety. And the even goofier ones like Iskall of the 85 variety and B of the Double O variety. Goodtimes of the Scar variety. This is just how last names work in the Minecraft universe.

Nowhere! My current DND character :)

A tielfing Fighter with a funky magic tattoo and familiar

Long time no see huh? I am so horrible at posting, but may try to start again!!

ImpulseSV design

Finally had the motivation to design Impulse!! This was so much fun, I hope to do Skizz next :DD

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

Thinking about the bone mage....

This was so much fun to do!! :D

DOGS

C!Awesamdude is so complex but he did murder my boy Ranboo soooooo....

More backs! Not sure who I should post next as I don't really like them. lol

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Some Riddler art!

💕Edward the Beloved💕

Done with my finger on Ibs paint so its not great lol.

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Silly little Milo💕

My friends cat is just too cute, love him to bits!!