Man I Love It When Parents Tell You To 'act Your Age' But The Minute Something Goes Wrong They Throw

/j*

Why do I keep getting flashbacks to the time my friend raped my Justin Beiber cardboard cut out

how do you miss that

(this is a reference to the trump shooting)

Ah, the rapest himself. And wdym satire?

Why do I keep getting flashbacks to the time my friend raped my Justin Beiber cardboard cut out

Another very normal conversation with my dad:

Guy on show we're watching: *Climbs onto a rock and does a Lil mono*

Dad: 'Ooh! We got a jumper!'

Me: *slow head turn* 'Excuse me?'

Dad: 'Oooh, he's gunna jump!'

Me: 'DAD! HE NOT GOING TO K!LL HIMSELF!'

Guy: *gets down*

Dad: *Sad dad noises*

Lil me 🥺🥺

Anyways, thanks for the tag pookie!!!

Tagging: @apple-juice-yippee(ik u were already tagged but I'm tagging you again😈) @draweronly @redpyritemine and anyone else!!

found a cute picrew so imma do tag games!

tagging : @shortdumbperson @mhmmaybe @moronkyne @bubblergoespop @mokozroach @irl-clowm @huxleaf @cyanbugremix @deviarisa @sarasolqiree @vind3miat0r @luvring and anyone who wants to join!!

bro your going to eat and leave no crumbs

5 days until my scholastic art competition piece is due and I have sketched it out on the canvas :D

Just imagine they’re sitting on a couch I got lazy

Real 😔😔😔

Out of these...

(I'll do one for the exes in a sec)

credit me for ur desc u silly boy

wait... I'm dumb, what's a desc?