Something I Made A While Ago, Featuring The One And Only @asktheboywholived As My Poor Bb Sirius🖤

Lily: So you were just planning on ignoring your feelings for her and never telling anyone else about them?! Denial is first of all, super unhealthy, and second of all, very ineffective in the long run.

Lily: Okay, come with me. We need to have a serious talk about Dorcas and your “coping mechanisms.”

(Based on a post by @incorrectquotesideas)

Marlene is offline

(OOC: Thank you for all the asks!)

this morning my starbucks is all women, so when i ordered it was all “i love your glasses!” “that drink is soooo good” “have a great day babe!” which is amazing showstopping incredible BUT yesterday the same starbucks was staffed by all guys and my interaction went kind of like this:

first guy, unprompted: we’re trying to help john name his scorpion

his coworker, leaning around him: here’s a list of names you should vote or write your own

me: …..what

john: AGGRESSIVELY SHOWS ME PICTURE OF BABY SCORPION

James Potter died wandless, alone, betrayed, and hopeless on a staircase. This man had never been more dedicated to anything IN HIS LIFE then he was to Lily. In his final moments all he did was try to buy them time. Try to save them. Can you imagine dying and not knowing if your wife and son are safe. Can you imagine the failure he would have felt. All of this... all of this and JK Rowling goes “uwu Snape!” I think the fuck not! I WANT JUSTICE!

Real Men Wear Eyeliner

Lily: Your eyeliner is uneven.

(Based on a text post by @forgotten-marauders-quotes)

Ginevra Weasley 💥

Well we all know Jo’s numbers (among many other things) are far from flawless

hey here’s something I learned only today despite being a lifelong Harry Potter reader

Hagrid is 12 fucking feet tall

Ooo! Muggle London! How was it?

Jaskier visits Kaer Morhen and invents the game: “Aard the bard.” He just wants to fly and strong Witchers to catch him.

the Witcher, but it's just Jaskier saying 'Geralt' and Geralt saying 'Jaskier'

you're welcome :)

So Fleur, how's married life treating you?